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2013-12-11 Terror Networks

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Posted by Beavis 2013-12-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 Moslem values.

Can't you just see the gleam in the eye of some big Sudanese as he of the magnificent Schwanzer ( or is that Fahnstchuker ), approaches the trembling Moslem fanny of the pious mujihedeen?

And Allah smiles and watches. He's that kinda guy.

Allah il Allah, Bupkiss.

Posted by Spereting Tingle4064 2013-12-11 04:33|| 2013-12-11 04:33|| Front Page Top

#2 A regular in a French blog sublmitted this to a woman who speaks classic arabic and he claims she confirmed the translation.

Posted by JFM 2013-12-11 07:54|| 2013-12-11 07:54|| Front Page Top

#3 Was there a and it must be done in a holy mosque by a holy Iman. Praise Allah! in there somewhere?

Posted by CrazyFool 2013-12-11 10:28|| 2013-12-11 10:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Thank you JFM, because, well...

Posted by swksvolFF 2013-12-11 11:11|| 2013-12-11 11:11|| Front Page Top

#5 "Sorry Mahmoud, but we've moved up the attack a few days. Your timetable has been moved up as well."

"You mean..."

"The soccer team will be here in thirty minutes."

Posted by Pappy 2013-12-11 11:35|| 2013-12-11 11:35|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm glad to discover there are stoopider people out there than American voters.

Posted by Bobby 2013-12-11 13:22|| 2013-12-11 13:22|| Front Page Top

#7 Gamal to Abdul: Abdul, the imam says we can give up goat-herding.

Posted by JohnQC 2013-12-11 13:30|| 2013-12-11 13:30|| Front Page Top

#8 Is it metaphor or is it metonymy
To refer to the faithful as "sodomy?"
In the night or the day
You will find them at play
As they practice Islamic "astronomy."

The students would ask Sheik Yerbouti,
"Is it holy to stretch your patootie?"
"By G-d, I assure you,
You'll be in deep doodoo,
If you're lax in fulfilling your duty!"

Mahomet the savior man
Has shared Allan's master plan:
"He likesk to hear boomins
From bowlegged humans,
So please take it up the can." [toot toot]

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2013-12-11 13:58|| 2013-12-11 13:58|| Front Page Top

#9 In other words, "thuggery requires buggery?"

Posted by Pappy 2013-12-11 14:42|| 2013-12-11 14:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Arafat's Way

Posted by Frank G 2013-12-11 15:10|| 2013-12-11 15:10|| Front Page Top

#11 #9 In other words, "thuggery requires buggery?"

Touche, Sir Soul o' Wit. Um... surrendering requires rear-endering... opening your mind means opening your behind... submission requires... okay, this is creeping me out. All o' you, backwards!

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2013-12-11 16:36|| 2013-12-11 16:36|| Front Page Top

#12 Kinda gives new meaning to 'taking one for the team'.

Posted by SteveS 2013-12-11 16:39|| 2013-12-11 16:39|| Front Page Top

#13 Touche, Sir Soul o' Wit

I was inspired by your work. Or maybe it was channeling Winston Churchill...

Posted by Pappy 2013-12-11 18:44|| 2013-12-11 18:44|| Front Page Top

#14 Only if the distaff side of the family can strap on and spread the 'submission' around and/or deep.

Posted by Procopius2k 2013-12-11 20:59|| 2013-12-11 20:59|| Front Page Top

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