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2009-12-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Tenn. man says cows licked $100 in damage to house

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Posted by Deacon Blues 2009-12-10 11:53|| || Front Page|| [11137 views ] Top

#1 Actually, this is a real problem. I had something similar happen to my car in England. The local co-op ran a herd of about 50 cows on the pasture surrounding the house I rented. The cows were out one night when I came home from work. Overnight, they broke my radio antenna off, licked the paint in several places down to the primer, and did a job on both side mirrors. It cost me 800 Pounds to have all the damage repaired. The Co-op paid half, I paid half.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2009-12-10 16:06|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2009-12-10 16:06|| Front Page Top

#2 Cows! Why do they hate us?

Posted by Percy Cleth3546 2009-12-10 16:12|| 2009-12-10 16:12|| Front Page Top

#3 People who live in grass houses,
Shouldn't live near on the hoof T-bones.

Posted by ed 2009-12-10 16:37|| 2009-12-10 16:37|| Front Page Top

#4 Englishman, you need an f 250 with dual tires and an automatic feeder and an ez loader on the back. Don't forget the hat and the bourbon.

Posted by bman">bman 2009-12-10 16:38|| 2009-12-10 16:38|| Front Page Top

#5 I have had cow licking problems with a Jeep Cherokee. same thing, the cows came around at night and licked the car all over, very strange, we thought it could have been the wax

Posted by 746 2009-12-10 17:37|| 2009-12-10 17:37|| Front Page Top

#6 You'd better call Tom and Ray, 746.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2009-12-10 18:35|| 2009-12-10 18:35|| Front Page Top

#7 Maybe they need a saltlick?

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-12-10 19:09|| 2009-12-10 19:09|| Front Page Top

#8 Legitimate concern in the oil patch. A cow will stand and drink crude oil from a pipeline leak until it falls over dead. It then becomes very valuable, albeit deceased, prime breeding stock.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-12-10 19:30|| 2009-12-10 19:30|| Front Page Top

#9 Premarinated.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2009-12-10 20:53|| 2009-12-10 20:53|| Front Page Top

#10 Clear sign that aliens are not present in the area.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-12-10 21:07|| 2009-12-10 21:07|| Front Page Top

#11 I blame Muck4doo

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-12-10 21:09|| 2009-12-10 21:09|| Front Page Top

#12 You should have gone to Chik-Fil-A instead of Burger King - Cows take revenge.

Posted by Chief 2009-12-10 21:32|| 2009-12-10 21:32|| Front Page Top

#13 #10
surgically precise removal of the reproductive organs and anal coring.

Sounds to me that someone has been screwing that anamal and didn't want to leave any DNA.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-12-10 21:53|| 2009-12-10 21:53|| Front Page Top

#14 i think if the damage was only $100, i would have kept quiet about it.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2009-12-10 22:12|| 2009-12-10 22:12|| Front Page Top

#15 anal coring

A phrase it never occurred to me would ever become part of my vocabulary.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-12-10 22:25|| 2009-12-10 22:25|| Front Page Top

#16 And it still isn't part of my vocabulary, tw.

I intend to forget it post-haste. :-(

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-12-10 23:09|| 2009-12-10 23:09|| Front Page Top

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