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2006-12-07 Home Front: Culture Wars

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-12-07 11:33|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 As a woman, I cant be attracted to a man if Ive got the bigger schvantz.

Ouch!

Posted by Mike 2006-12-07 13:36|| 2006-12-07 13:36|| Front Page Top

#2 Today it's George Clooney's turn to get bitch slapped.

Compared to an actor like the late Steve McQueen, Clooney is the ulitmate "Nancy-boy".

Posted by USMC6743 2006-12-07 13:45|| 2006-12-07 13:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Steve was the Real Deal. I believe he secretly started the AoS.

Posted by .com 2006-12-07 14:02|| 2006-12-07 14:02|| Front Page Top

#4 lol, .com! And, his manliness and march continues on through the AoS!

Posted by BA 2006-12-07 14:10|| 2006-12-07 14:10|| Front Page Top

#5 I'm not sure, BA... I'll bet Doc Steve favors anaesthesia. You saw Roadhouse, that shit's for pussies.

Posted by .com 2006-12-07 14:13|| 2006-12-07 14:13|| Front Page Top

#6 AoS?

Posted by USMC6743 2006-12-07 14:18|| 2006-12-07 14:18|| Front Page Top

#7 USMC6743 - A local phenom (if you have a flexible imagination, lol) - it stands for the Army of Steves... we gots tons of 'em on the 'Burg, lol, so they've banded together and...

Posted by .com 2006-12-07 14:23|| 2006-12-07 14:23|| Front Page Top

#8 Good point, .com. Fifty Hail Mary's, 200 push ups and a good ol' shattered glass milkshake for me!

Posted by BA 2006-12-07 14:39|| 2006-12-07 14:39|| Front Page Top

#9 Glass milkshake?

Not my style, man. You can't rub some dirt on it and walk it off, y'know? I prefer a broken arm - make that a compound fracture - and diving into a pool of isopropyl alcohol.

Steve coulda done that, shaken it off, poured himself a two-finger jolt, fired up a $100 cigar, and discussed chess with Faye Dunaway.

Chuck Norris grew up wanting to Be Steve. ;-)

Posted by .com 2006-12-07 14:48|| 2006-12-07 14:48|| Front Page Top

#10 Very true, .com! I wonder if there's a Steve McQueen facts website out theres somewhere.

Posted by BA 2006-12-07 14:51|| 2006-12-07 14:51|| Front Page Top

#11 Very true, .com! I wonder if there's a Steve McQueen facts website out theres somewhere.

Some facts I know to be true : McQueen was a skilled racer (car and motorbike), and a real sharpshooter (the stockless sawed-off Winchester was his own idea, historically appropriate too, and he was able to shoot it as accurately and rapidly as "Josh Randall", no stunt double here)... and a very intense and economical actor, able to convey emotions without overdoing it.

"The Getaway" is my favorite McQueen part, btw, hard to top (Peckinpah + Steve).

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-12-07 16:54|| 2006-12-07 16:54|| Front Page Top

#12 The Cooler King in the Great Escape - Steve was the man.

I thought Clooney was funny in O Brother. His other stuff is just tiresome. I remember he was actually in "the peacemaker" - not a bad mindless action flick w/Nicole Kidman, but as the lady said - what a pansy.

Posted by Broadhead6 2006-12-07 20:58|| 2006-12-07 20:58|| Front Page Top

#13 I think it was J-Lo, maybe not, that said he couldn't kiss worth shit.

Posted by .com 2006-12-07 21:07|| 2006-12-07 21:07|| Front Page Top

#14 Prolly 'cuz he was preoccupied w/copping a feel off that huge ass of hers.....

Posted by Broadhead6 2006-12-07 21:41|| 2006-12-07 21:41|| Front Page Top

#15 Lol. She does possess quite the caboose...

Posted by .com 2006-12-07 21:43|| 2006-12-07 21:43|| Front Page Top

#16 hell, she could think I was a shitty kisser (which I prolly am) and tell all her skank friends about it if she let me grab that thing. It would be worth it just on GP alone when my buddies and I were high-fiving over it later at the slop-chute.

Posted by Broadhead6 2006-12-07 22:00|| 2006-12-07 22:00|| Front Page Top

#17 Lol. I usedta have the definitive J-Lo booty pic, but it's gone, now. It was like the 8th wonder of the world, lol.

Posted by .com 2006-12-07 22:03|| 2006-12-07 22:03|| Front Page Top

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