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2006-12-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2006-12-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Well, Islamos are very fond of cutting things off for permannet punishment. Step over closer to the chopping block, Mr. Secretary.

Posted by SpecOp35 2006-12-05 01:01|| 2006-12-05 01:01|| Front Page Top

#2 Maria, who was born Maria Ulfah, has fairly good religious credentials. She has been on the pilgrimage to Mecca, twice, both in and out of the Hajj season, and spent much time in prayer, contemplation, and communication with God, in the Holy Land of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
Maria is still a virgin, it seems, because she is not yet married, and she claims to be unafraid of the prospect of being a perawan tua, literally old virgin, or more likely old spinster, preferring instead to just go with the flow of life.
However she does admit to having dated western men in Jakarta, and even while such men are notorious for their ravenous sexual appetites, it appears she managed to maintain her purity.

Posted by Classer 2006-12-05 06:25|| 2006-12-05 06:25|| Front Page Top

#3 " She said she had been pregnant and ..."
+ "Maria is still a virgin..."

Um, Classer, has someone told the Pope about this?

Posted by AlanC">AlanC 2006-12-05 08:50|| 2006-12-05 08:50|| Front Page Top

#4 so you're sayin' that her spin doctor might have faked his medical certificate ?

Posted by Classer 2006-12-05 09:29|| 2006-12-05 09:29|| Front Page Top

#5 "The team's main task is to investigate whether the porn video is authentic, determine what kind of violation the legislator committed and make recommendations on what actions the party should take," he said.

Hmmmmmm... I don't know.
Let's see it again.

Posted by tu3031 2006-12-05 09:33|| 2006-12-05 09:33|| Front Page Top

#6 Faked the medical certificate, y'say? I wonder what she coulda given him that'd make him do that?

Posted by Fred 2006-12-05 09:38|| 2006-12-05 09:38|| Front Page Top

#7 Nice mouse job, but the woman being kissed on the shoulder is a guy in drag, right?

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-12-05 09:42|| 2006-12-05 09:42|| Front Page Top

#8 Wasn't the ex PM of Indonesia accused of buggering his running mate? Can't remember, but i assume it's only an islamic sex scandel if WIMMEN pttuuui ptuuui are involved

Posted by pihkalbadger 2006-12-05 10:50|| 2006-12-05 10:50|| Front Page Top

#9 Wasn't the ex PM of Indonesia accused of buggering his running mate?

If Cingold drops by, he could confirm, but don't you rather refer to this opposition pol in malaysia who was (wrongly, I seem to recall) accused with sodomy, the man-to-man type?

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-12-05 12:19|| 2006-12-05 12:19|| Front Page Top

#10 That's what "bugger" means, lol. It's OK, I'm just here to help. ;-)

Posted by .com 2006-12-05 12:35|| 2006-12-05 12:35|| Front Page Top

#11 I think that's the definition of buggery, a5089. It's a traditional British public schoolboy thing, apparently.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-12-05 12:42|| 2006-12-05 12:42|| Front Page Top

#12 That's what "bugger" means, lol. It's OK, I'm just here to help. ;-)

Good gawd. First he becomes a mod, and now he's a Gov't employee, lol!

Posted by BA 2006-12-05 13:37|| 2006-12-05 13:37|| Front Page Top

#13 Interesting tidbit from
pravda
concerning former Indo President Sukarno and the old KGB...
However, surprised happened sometimes too, like it was with the notorious case for seducing Indonesian President Ahmed Sukarno. He was known for his sexual passion. That is why KGB sent a group of young girls to him during his visit to Moscow. Those girls got acquainted with Ahmed Sukarno in a plane, under the disguise of air hostesses, then he invited them to his hotel room in Moscow and arranged a grand orgy. The orgy was filmed by two candid cameras that were fixed behind mirrors. It seemed that the operation was just perfect. Before starting the blackmail, KGB invited Sukarno in a small private movie theatre and showed him the pornographic video, in which he was playing the main part. KGB agents were expecting him to get really frightened, that he would agree to cooperate with them at once, but everything happened vice versa: Sukarno fondly decided that it was a gift from the Soviet government, so he asked for more copies to take them back to Indonesia and show them in movie theatres. Sukarno said to flabbergasted agents that the people of Indonesia would be very proud of him, if they could see him doing the nasty with Russian girls.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2006-12-05 16:05|| 2006-12-05 16:05|| Front Page Top

#14 That is probably the most outstanding early 20th Century ass that I've ever seen...

Posted by tu3031 2006-12-05 16:13|| 2006-12-05 16:13|| Front Page Top

#15 Too bad you don't offer an email addy, tu, lol.

Posted by .com 2006-12-05 16:16|| 2006-12-05 16:16|| Front Page Top

#16 Yeah, but with my luck, it's probably one of my grandmothers...

Posted by tu3031 2006-12-05 16:18|| 2006-12-05 16:18|| Front Page Top

#17 Lol, true for us all - there has always been pr0n out there... it was just waiting for a way to store / share, lol.

Posted by .com 2006-12-05 16:21|| 2006-12-05 16:21|| Front Page Top

#18 Indeed. Our time has arivee.

Posted by Montgomery Ward Snopes 2006-12-05 18:39|| 2006-12-05 18:39|| Front Page Top

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