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2004-11-25 Europe
Blonde jokes banned!
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Posted by tipper 2004-11-25 1:13:12 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches
Had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars...

Lol, only a humorless blonde would miss the humor... *idea* uh, um, er, nevermind.
-Sylvester McMonkey McBean
Posted by .com 2004-11-25 1:34:59 AM||   2004-11-25 1:34:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 So, I guess jokes made in good taste are ok?
I don't know any, and I think I've heard them all. I've even told a few, so I guess I've discriminated against myself.
Wow, that is like, soooo confusing!
(BTW, just wanted to point out most dumb blondes started out as brunettes!)
Posted by Desert Blondie 2004-11-25 11:04:11 AM||   2004-11-25 11:04:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 brunettes, redheads et al should seek a legislative action decreeing that "blondes cannot have all the fun"

cripes
Posted by Frank G  2004-11-25 11:09:56 AM||   2004-11-25 11:09:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 My daughter, the Marine known as Cpl. Blondie (who is---and I have pictures to prove it---a natural blond of such blondness that her hair is nearly white after summers spent in the outdoors) maintains a large and growing collection of blond jokes... but then, she is intelligent enough to not feel threatened by the stereotype.
Posted by Sgt. Mom 2004-11-25 6:04:00 PM|| [http://www.sgtstryker.com]  2004-11-25 6:04:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I think Dolly Parton had the last word when an interviewer asked her how she felt about "dumb blonde" jokes.

"First, I know I ain't dumb."
"Second, I know I ain't blonde."

Posted by Whuger Jeth6228 2004-11-25 6:23:34 PM||   2004-11-25 6:23:34 PM|| Front Page Top

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