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2004-11-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-11-03 3:08:35 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 poor lions! That must have been so traumatic for them.

Posted by 2b 2004-11-03 3:21:45 PM|| 2004-11-03 3:21:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 He should have gone to a british zoo or somewhere where the lions are more under catholic influence.
No point in trying to convert a lion in Taipei who's already become buddhist!

Posted by Quarterdeck 2004-11-03 3:25:23 PM|| 2004-11-03 3:25:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 This guy's name wasn't Daniel was it?

Posted by Jarhead 2004-11-03 3:26:25 PM|| 2004-11-03 3:26:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Lions. Why do they hate us?

It had to be asked.

Posted by Dreadnought 2004-11-03 3:31:31 PM|| 2004-11-03 3:31:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Reminds me of an old joke: a priest/minister is out hiking alone when he's attacked by a bear. He can't escape; the critter has him cornered; as it's about to maul him, he cries out in desperation, "Oh, Lord, make this bear a Christian!"

The bear pauses, makes the sign of the cross, and says, "Bless us, O Lord, and this thy food, which we are about to receive . . . ."

Posted by Mike 2004-11-03 3:51:28 PM|| 2004-11-03 3:51:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 PAGAN Lions--Why do they hate us?

Sorry--I'm just anal that way.

Posted by Dar 2004-11-03 4:51:23 PM|| 2004-11-03 4:51:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Lol Mike!

Proof that delusional disorders do cross cultural boundaries.

Poor lion--he wasn't sure what to do with this weird guy on his turf.

The only "miracle" is that the nice lion didn't kill the guy. I think the man, not the lion, should've been shot with tranquilizer guns and water hoses. Hope they arrest the dude.

Posted by ex-lib 2004-11-03 7:49:40 PM|| 2004-11-03 7:49:40 PM|| Front Page Top

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