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2006-11-27 Britain

UK scientists invent male 'pill' that can be taken hours before sex

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Posted by .com 2006-11-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Oh yeah, this is a brilliant invention. Add this to the list of "The Big Three Lies":

1. The check is in the mail
2. Yes, I love you
3. Honest, I won't (mumble, mumble)

and now #4 - Yes, I'm on the pill.

com - what is the protocol to get #4 added to the Man Manual?

I see this being a big seller. NOT!

Dr Christopher Smith said: .... we would expect his fertility to return just as quickly as if he had taken it on a one-off basis."

Umm, the way I understand this thing is that it works as a no-off basis.

Posted by GORT 2006-11-27 00:45|| 2006-11-27 00:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Personally, I think the "pebble in the shoe" method works best. The only side effect is that it makes you limp.

Posted by gorb 2006-11-27 02:36|| 2006-11-27 02:36|| Front Page Top

#3 The joke is,

They have invented a male constraceptive pill. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp for the rest of the day.

Otherwise a pill that stops men ejaculating is going to have some acceptance issues.

Posted by phil_b 2006-11-27 03:10|| 2006-11-27 03:10|| Front Page Top

#4 Well then, maybe they guy could put the pill in his shoe instead of the pebble. :-)

Posted by gorb 2006-11-27 03:28|| 2006-11-27 03:28|| Front Page Top

#5 Put large doses of it in large population centers in the middle east, on a daily basis; if there's no discernible effects after a couple of years, switch to polonium.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-27 05:52|| 2006-11-27 05:52|| Front Page Top

#6 prevent ejaculation?

Isn't ejaculation/c.mming what a man is trying to achieve?

That will go over big!

Posted by 3dc 2006-11-27 10:42|| 2006-11-27 10:42|| Front Page Top

#7 However the new pill being researched by scientists at King's College London, contains chemicals that prevent ejaculation

Seems inconsistent with

Sexual satisfaction is not affected

.... unless the article was written by a chick.

Posted by DoDo 2006-11-27 12:14|| 2006-11-27 12:14|| Front Page Top

#8 However the new pill being researched by scientists at King's College London, contains chemicals that prevent ejaculation

So what happens instead? An eyeball pops out, my eardrums explode? Something better happen, cause why else am I doing this shit?
Lemme know, willya doc?

Posted by tu3031 2006-11-27 12:29|| 2006-11-27 12:29|| Front Page Top

#9 you notice they never actually say you take it orally....

no wonder it stops ejaculation. So would a very small cork

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-11-27 14:10|| 2006-11-27 14:10|| Front Page Top

#10 The way I see it this is simply an excuse for those that cannot perform.

Posted by rjschwarz 2006-11-27 14:26|| 2006-11-27 14:26|| Front Page Top

#11 The contraceptive was inspired by the observation that some drugs used to treat schizophrenia and high blood pressure also prevent ejaculation.

Woohoo, three-fer!

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-11-27 14:29|| 2006-11-27 14:29|| Front Page Top

#12 Put large doses of it in large population centers in the middle east, on a daily basis; if there's no discernible effects after a couple of years, switch to polonium.

Sounds like a plan.

Posted by Excalibur 2006-11-27 15:02|| 2006-11-27 15:02|| Front Page Top

#13 So what happens instead? An eyeball pops out, my eardrums explode? Something better happen, cause why else am I doing this shit?
Lemme know, willya doc?

Your tongue gets hard and everything taste like chocolate.

Posted by wxjames 2006-11-27 18:36|| 2006-11-27 18:36|| Front Page Top

#14 OBVIOUSLY DON'T WATCH "ANIMAL PLANET", or DISCOVERY, or TLC, etc. *"Another form of liberation" - don't think so. Iff men don't enjoy it, the women won't be touched for anything which also means men won't be motivated to spend any $$$ on women which in turn means local economies will go down the tubes while more women end up on welfare = forms of public assistance to escape poverty. MEN WORK GLOBALLY, WOMEN WORK/NEST LOCALLY. ITS A MALE-ONLY, GOD/NATURE-CAUSED, "SELFISH GENE" THINGY - ONCE MORE, UNIVERSAL EQUALITY DOTH NOT [ALWAYS?] RESULT IN UNIVERSAL, ESCALATORY PROGRESS.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-11-27 23:38|| 2006-11-27 23:38|| Front Page Top

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