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2014-11-25 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Exploding Excrement Topples Building In China, 15 Injured

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Posted by trailing wife 2014-11-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1
Ammonium nitrate or methane in it?
There came an explosion from the cesspit
Sprayed a light shade of brown
The building came down
Leaving 15 Chinese in shit.

And while serious, it's a little absurd
That an event such as this has occurred
The residents of Zhangjiajie city
Don’t look very pretty
When they’re hit in the head by a turd.

Not quite as good as Zenobia Floger6220. But hey, at least I had a go...

Posted by Incredulous 2014-11-25 04:30|| 2014-11-25 04:30|| Front Page Top

#2 No attempt at a ZF here, but.........

I've always figured that this is the end destined for the State Department......and the odds seem to be shortening every day.

Posted by AlanC 2014-11-25 07:52|| 2014-11-25 07:52|| Front Page Top

#3 Smells like... limericks! Awesome. Nice timing, too, me being a shadow of my usual shadow these days.

Confucius say, "Man in pagoda
Who notice most powerful odor
And light match to see it,
Exploding the shee-it,
Is probably Democrat voter."

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-11-25 08:55|| 2014-11-25 08:55|| Front Page Top

#4 The same thing could happen at an Obama, Holder, Sharpton get together.

Posted by OCCD 2014-11-25 09:05|| 2014-11-25 09:05|| Front Page Top

#5 Metaphor alert.

Posted by charger 2014-11-25 11:55|| 2014-11-25 11:55|| Front Page Top

#6 The shitter exploded, leaving the building in a complete State of Palestine.

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-11-25 12:48|| 2014-11-25 12:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Fun stream. Well done all.

Posted by Incredulous 2014-11-25 16:21|| 2014-11-25 16:21|| Front Page Top

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