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2019-11-16 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Three Indiana Judges Suspended After Drunken Violent Brawl at White Castle

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Posted by Fred 2019-11-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 It's not the Babylon Bee, kids. It's THE SHITSHOW.

Posted by Lex 2019-11-16 00:55|| 2019-11-16 00:55|| Front Page Top

#2 (D) Andrew Adams
(R) Bradley Jacobs
(R) Sabrina Bell

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Reviews: Here

Posted by 3dc 2019-11-16 04:18|| 2019-11-16 04:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Sabrina has a facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/sabrinabellgoerss

Posted by 3dc 2019-11-16 04:37|| 2019-11-16 04:37|| Front Page Top

#4 Judge Sabrina looks like she's itching to get up on the stage and shake her tail feather.

Can you imagine being brought before one of these clowns as a defendant? Shitshow Part 186.

We are ruled by morons.

Posted by Lex 2019-11-16 07:12|| 2019-11-16 07:12|| Front Page Top

#5 Dunno. Would you rather be charged with "creating a public disturbance" in front of one of these guys, or some Mini-mike Blomberg III type with a stick up his robes?

Posted by Mercutio 2019-11-16 07:27|| 2019-11-16 07:27|| Front Page Top

#6 Fair enough. I guess I've never been in those shoes.

Posted by Lex 2019-11-16 07:44|| 2019-11-16 07:44|| Front Page Top

#7 The old newsroom joke: "What do you call an attorney with an IQ of 80 or less? 'Your Honor'."

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-11-16 10:46|| 2019-11-16 10:46|| Front Page Top

#8
"You're out of line !" "You're outta line !" "You're overruled !"

[together] "FUCK. YOU !" [kick to the groin, punch to arse]

"Asshole, now you've done it..."

"Contempt ! Con-[wild haymaker]-tempt !"

"Take that, your dis-honor !"
[tears of toupee, tight slap to bald head]

"That was my ...[picks up chair, smashes on head] my best wig, motherfuc..."

"My lords, please !"

BAF !
GRATE !
BOP !
BAM !
PULL !
BUCK !
SHATTER !

Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-16 11:32|| 2019-11-16 11:32|| Front Page Top

#9 The confrontation ended when Kaiser pulled out a gun, shot Judge Adams once, and shot Judge Jacobs twice.

Should've stomped him when you had him down, your honor.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-11-16 11:56|| 2019-11-16 11:56|| Front Page Top

#10 From here on, the good judge Adams will concealed carry too.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-16 12:22|| 2019-11-16 12:22|| Front Page Top

#11 What does Judge Sabrina wear under her robes?

Posted by Lex 2019-11-16 13:06|| 2019-11-16 13:06|| Front Page Top

#12 How odd. Early TV "reporting" prominently featured easily recognisable video of Judge Bell but inexplicably failed to identify her. Same for at least one report from several days after the "proceedings."

Posted by Zorba Unaviling3556 2019-11-16 15:47|| 2019-11-16 15:47|| Front Page Top

#13 Or even, "video of an easily recognisable Judge Bell."

Posted by Zorba Unaviling3556 2019-11-16 15:55|| 2019-11-16 15:55|| Front Page Top

#14 "Oh yeah, which circuit do you work on?"

"Welterweight."

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-11-16 15:57|| 2019-11-16 15:57|| Front Page Top

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