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2013-11-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2013-11-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 Miley Cyrus is an example of "Your Brains on Drugs".

Yes, she is very wealthy financially, but she is a very poor human, an example of hedonistic depravity, which has no bounds.

A deep abyss awaits in her future.

Posted by Galactic Coordinator Thrineng1809 2013-11-11 09:49|| 2013-11-11 09:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Another in an almost unbroken string of examples why no one should ever take advice of any kind from entertainers.

Posted by Iblis 2013-11-11 10:55|| 2013-11-11 10:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Dear Europe,
Just in case you are not familiar with the twerk, she isn't really doing it very well.

Its not supposed to look like a worm going onto a fish hook.

Posted by swksvolFF 2013-11-11 13:43|| 2013-11-11 13:43|| Front Page Top

#4 I thought I learned what twerking was at Rantburg University last quarter, but clearly, there is a Twerking II class I need to sign up for.

BTW, isn't dwarf one of those bad words?

Posted by Bobby 2013-11-11 13:57|| 2013-11-11 13:57|| Front Page Top

#5 twerk? thought it was being a jerk on twitter

Posted by Angique Cratch5689 2013-11-11 14:29|| 2013-11-11 14:29|| Front Page Top

#6 Twerking appears to be a stand-up version of a lapdance. What am I missing?

Posted by rjschwarz 2013-11-11 15:13|| 2013-11-11 15:13|| Front Page Top

#7 ...the twenty dollar self inflicted tax that goes with the lap version?

Posted by Procopius2k 2013-11-11 16:50|| 2013-11-11 16:50|| Front Page Top

#8 What am I missing?

First, she str!p>er dancing, not twerking. At the first one her backup dancers were doing it.

Second, she needs a booty larger than a hinge. Dang, I've seen pinewood derby races with more curves.

Third, I don't think she is a natural dancer..well trained and in shape, dedicated, but she is as smooth as those wind up robot toys after being left in the rain - compared to natural dancers.

Fourth, whoever did her teeth made her look like she has in granny dentures.

Fifth, as P2K said but I would have stopped at five. Coming from the entertainment beauty pool she is a toe dip, there really is not an it..other than another teenage star burnout story...smoking a j in Neder, dry humping a dwarf. Yawn. She's not the first entertainer to get naked and put balls between the legs, amIright Tom Cruise?

Posted by swksvolFF 2013-11-11 17:28|| 2013-11-11 17:28|| Front Page Top

#9 Where's the hook that kindly pulls her off the stage before she has a chance to make too much of a fool of herself? Honestly, this girl acts like she is a few bricks short of a load.

Posted by JohnQC 2013-11-11 18:58|| 2013-11-11 18:58|| Front Page Top

#10 Somebody did JohnQC:

Posted by swksvolFF 2013-11-11 19:57|| 2013-11-11 19:57|| Front Page Top

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