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2019-11-06 Olde Tyme Religion

'Lucky' Buddhist statue topples over and crushes religious leader as he unveils it in Thailand

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Posted by Skidmark 2019-11-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1 Confucius say, "Man who meet Buddha
On road now unsure if he shoulda,
Think, 'Next time around,
Maybe not go by ground
But try ferry or fly on Garuda.'"

Posted by Ho Chi Groter6828 2019-11-06 03:28|| 2019-11-06 03:28|| Front Page Top

#2 Anyone see the final destination movie ?

Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-06 04:21|| 2019-11-06 04:21|| Front Page Top

#3 Karma, she a bitch.

Posted by Mercutio 2019-11-06 09:40|| 2019-11-06 09:40|| Front Page Top

#4 Was this one of those big stone statues or was it made of irony?

Posted by SteveS 2019-11-06 11:08|| 2019-11-06 11:08|| Front Page Top

#5 ^ Snark o' the Week!

Posted by Lex 2019-11-06 11:44|| 2019-11-06 11:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Confucius say, "Hire a pro
Whenever a-hunting you go.
You sure to come back
With exactly right rack
And good head, nicely mounted. Ho, ho."

Posted by Zebulon Darling of the Hatfields3150 2019-11-06 19:35|| 2019-11-06 19:35|| Front Page Top

#7 Confucius, you nasty old b-----d!
"Forgive humble self, please. Was plastered.
By studying Ren...
Or his simpering friend...
One of those... passions easily mastered."

Posted by Zebulon Darling of the Hatfields3150 2019-11-06 19:39|| 2019-11-06 19:39|| Front Page Top

#8 Confucius say, Desire equal suffering.
But Village Grand Pooh-Bah: Much TougherThing.
He posed for a selfie
Quoth Buddha, "To Hell [wif'] ye!"
And Tougher, sure 'nuffer, was a-bufferinged!

Posted by Lex 2019-11-06 21:44|| 2019-11-06 21:44|| Front Page Top

#9 Wow! Not that I'm much of a judge, having only rarely encountered real poets' stuff, more or less by accident, since hearing Lear on mother's knee (and very prettily he sang, too!)... but that's gotta be in the running for Purplest Limerick Ever. Wow. And how! How I yearn to see it chiselled in marble, with golden "inlay," like, atop the tomb of Poetry! Ummm... you're making fun of me, aren't you?

Posted by Zebulon Darling of the Hatfields3150 2019-11-06 23:43|| 2019-11-06 23:43|| Front Page Top

#10 Mohammed say, "Tugging on veil
Good way to get sent straight to Hell,
Cuz that's not who we are!
Shall we check the bazaar
To see what sort of slaves are for sale?"

Posted by Zebulon Darling of the Hatfields3150 2019-11-06 23:47|| 2019-11-06 23:47|| Front Page Top

#11 And more to the point...

A limerick indeed, but commanding:
Extravagant, purple, expanding!
In the violet of e'en
It could never be seen,
The Purkinje effect notwithstanding.

Posted by Zebulon Darling of the Hatfields3150 2019-11-06 23:55|| 2019-11-06 23:55|| Front Page Top

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