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2021-10-04 -Lurid Crime Tales-

1,606 People Shot June thru August in Mayor Lightfoot's Chicago

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Posted by Skidmark 2021-10-04 06:25|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top

#1 New Illinois law subjects trampoline parks to inspection, background checks

Posted by Skidmark 2021-10-04 07:02|| 2021-10-04 07:02|| Front Page Top

#2 New Illinois law subjects trampoline parks to inspection, background checks

According to unreliable sources, it is common in the black community for parents to give young black males "The Talk" - a frank warning about the dangers they face from unlicensed trampolines and how they should *always* look for an up-to-date inspection sticker lest they become a victim of trampoline violence. And don't be sassing the city Trampoline Inspectors!

Posted by SteveS 2021-10-04 14:11|| 2021-10-04 14:11|| Front Page Top

#3 "You know they named the Trampoline after your Moms?"

Posted by Frank G 2021-10-04 15:22|| 2021-10-04 15:22|| Front Page Top

#4 But the REAL criminals per Lightfoot are the non-Vaxed...

Posted by Blackbeard Barnsmell6454 2021-10-04 18:11|| 2021-10-04 18:11|| Front Page Top

#5 "You know they named the Trampoline after your Moms?"

"You just shut up! And it is pronounced 'tram-POL-in-ah', bitch."

Posted by SteveS 2021-10-04 18:28|| 2021-10-04 18:28|| Front Page Top

#6 "That vexing young fellow, Gun Violence!
What will he pull next?" [nervous silence]
"Oi, drawing a blank?"
"A bad check at the bank?"
He, ignoring the sniggers,
Fires back. "Answer: trigger!"
[BANG... scream,,, BANG BANG BANG... a stunned silence]
"Mr. Memory, the toast of these islands!"
[three cheers, etc.; Hannay heads for the Highlands: smoke belching... speeding loco... map of Killin... fade to white]

Posted by Don Vito Elmart2595 2021-10-04 19:48|| 2021-10-04 19:48|| Front Page Top

#7 She is not running a city,
She is running a Butcher Shop.

Posted by Ulumble Uleremp1255 2021-10-04 21:31|| 2021-10-04 21:31|| Front Page Top

#8 From people of gunshot, a dictum
On how you're allowed to depict 'em:
"The location or roles
Or the number of holes,
Or of souls, doesn't make one a victim."

Except of systemic racism, naturally.

Posted by Don Vito Elmart2595 2021-10-04 23:33|| 2021-10-04 23:33|| Front Page Top

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