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2006-10-30 Home Front: Culture Wars

Simple Things We All Can Do To Help Stop Global Warming

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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2006-10-30 16:57|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 18) Only inhale. Exhaling CO2 adds to Gaias burden.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2006-10-30 17:32|| 2006-10-30 17:32|| Front Page Top

#2 I always liked these three simple things you can do to save the earth:
1- Drink your own piss
2- Eat your own shit
3- Die before you're thirty

Posted by bruce 2006-10-30 17:32|| 2006-10-30 17:32|| Front Page Top

#3 1- Drink your own piss
2- Eat your own shit
3- Die before you're thirty

4- Convince Babs to put herself out of our misery.

Posted by badanov 2006-10-30 17:42|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2006-10-30 17:42|| Front Page Top

#4 19) Put Al Gore in a big pot and season him with about 500 pounds of Beano.

Posted by Darrell 2006-10-30 17:53|| 2006-10-30 17:53|| Front Page Top

#5 11) Eat organic (the pesticides used on crops releases carbon contained in soil into the atmosphere)

Of course, eating organic means using more cropland, which uses more water, which uses more 'organic' fertilizer (ie stinky poop) which increases the risk of picking up E. Coli or Listeria around 8 times greater than regular food production. Since they do not use weed control chemicals, the farmer must rely on mechanical weeding, which means he's running his tractor far more, burning more disel fuel and putting out more pollution.

Remember, arsenic is 'organic' too.

Posted by Silentbrick">Silentbrick 2006-10-30 17:55|| 2006-10-30 17:55|| Front Page Top

#6 As are syphillis and gangrene, neither of which appeal to me.

Posted by Shieldwolf 2006-10-30 18:17|| 2006-10-30 18:17|| Front Page Top

#7 20. Close your windows so your furnace doesn't run all night.

Posted by wxjames 2006-10-30 18:26|| 2006-10-30 18:26|| Front Page Top

#8 1) Make sure that there's at least one other liberal on-board when riding in your limo.
2) Combine several trips in your Gulfstream V into one.
3) Turn the AC in your Malibu mansion up to 73.
4) Turn the heat at your Vail ski lodge down to 73.
5) Never pass the beans to Michael Moore.

Posted by DMFD 2006-10-30 18:31|| 2006-10-30 18:31|| Front Page Top

#9 We need to seal the volcanoes so they stop erupting and spewing their global warming causing crap into the air. I think a study on what would happen if we nuked a volcano might be in order. Sure it'll be messy short term but we're in this for the big picture and besides, we could probably sell the blasts on pay-per-view and help pay for some of the nuclear cleanup.

Posted by rjschwarz 2006-10-30 18:40|| 2006-10-30 18:40|| Front Page Top

#10 Yankee approach: use up, wear out, when gone, do without.

Posted by KBK 2006-10-30 19:39|| 2006-10-30 19:39|| Front Page Top

#11 Actually all of the first 7 are good practical ways to slow your electrical use.

And the Compact Fluorescents are a very good idea - if we could change EVERY incandescent bulb in the US to a CF, we coudl cut our annual electrical power consumption by a lot.

Posted by OldSpook 2006-10-30 21:39|| 2006-10-30 21:39|| Front Page Top

#12 and say goodbye to 3-way bulbs....ya, I know...

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-10-30 21:42|| 2006-10-30 21:42|| Front Page Top

#13 If Global Warming had lived up to its billing...
This poor DEAD Sequioa would have thrived in my Chicago Suburban Home...

Babs owes it a life!

Posted by 3dc 2006-10-30 21:52|| 2006-10-30 21:52|| Front Page Top

#14 21. Soylent Green!

Posted by tu3031 2006-10-30 22:02|| 2006-10-30 22:02|| Front Page Top

#15 Barbara Streisand is trying to divert attention from other dangers:

Posted by DMFD 2006-10-30 22:12|| 2006-10-30 22:12|| Front Page Top

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