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2022-10-28 -Great Cultural Revolution
Climate protester glues his head to 'Girl with a Pearl Earring'
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Posted by Fred 2022-10-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ]  Top

#1 while being jeered
beaten silly
by stunned onlookers.
Posted by Skidmark 2022-10-28 06:07||   2022-10-28 06:07|| Front Page Top

#2 Instead of arresting them, just pour ghost reaper chili oil on their heads and let nature take it's course.
Posted by Silentbrick 2022-10-28 06:42||   2022-10-28 06:42|| Front Page Top

#3 Just Stop Oil target Rolex: Eco-mob jet luxury watch shop in Knightsbridge with orange paint - as they launch 28th protest during their month of mayhem
Posted by Skidmark 2022-10-28 07:37||   2022-10-28 07:37|| Front Page Top

#4 #2's suggestion could be considered "performance art."
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-10-28 08:05||   2022-10-28 08:05|| Front Page Top

#5 
I learned the hard way,
to appreciate fine arts,
when I went to this gallery
with my angst and smarts.
A mural of purple, red and black
ended up performed on my arse.
Posted by Dron66046 2022-10-28 08:39||   2022-10-28 08:39|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm for macing them in the back of a meat wagon and locking the doors for 12 hours.
Posted by DarthVader 2022-10-28 09:19||   2022-10-28 09:19|| Front Page Top

#7 First step: Pull them off, sharpish. If they leave their skin behind, it is only a natural consequence of their choices.

Then bill them for the cost of clean up and repairs. If the thing is ruined, they get to pay to buy a replacement. If they can’t pay, put them to work in a chain gang at minimum wage picking up trash along the side of the road or something until it’s paid off.
Posted by trailing wife 2022-10-28 09:36||   2022-10-28 09:36|| Front Page Top

#8 Trailing Wife, I'd say put a tarp under the guy and let him stay there a few days without food, water, or ... bathroom facilities. Then take photos and send them viral.
Posted by lotp 2022-10-28 09:54||   2022-10-28 09:54|| Front Page Top

#9 That's one of my favorites.

Flaying his jacobs while his face is glued watching comes to mind.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-10-28 11:15||   2022-10-28 11:15|| Front Page Top

#10 An Art for an Art.

While his fool head is stuck there on his own accord, time for the leather tooling kit. Emboss Girl with a Pearl Earring onto his back.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-10-28 13:12||   2022-10-28 13:12|| Front Page Top

#11 What's with the soup?

Is that an Andy Warhol reference, or are they just fucking retarded?
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-10-28 15:53||   2022-10-28 15:53|| Front Page Top

#12 Great Minds, KS, gawd help ya.

Warhol Smiles, or, On the Right Side (of Art History)

"Jeer, philistines, jeer!"
"But... we're cheering!"
Our Earth must be constantly... queering:
A man with a can...
Of tomato. His plan
Was to wear the Vermeer as an earring...
As she would wear him! [tear gas clearing]
Posted by Spiper Phart4421 2022-10-28 16:19||   2022-10-28 16:19|| Front Page Top

#13 Loberty leading the people? Drostic action? Usual apologies to diverse Burgers.
Posted by Spiper Phart4421 2022-10-28 16:22||   2022-10-28 16:22|| Front Page Top

#14 some people glued themselves to the floor in a Volkswagon facility in Germany. The staff, when closing time came, Turned out the lights and closed and locked the doors. This needs to happen more often.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2022-10-28 20:43||   2022-10-28 20:43|| Front Page Top

#15 Then take photos and send them viral.

That, dear lotp, is why you were senior management, and I was not. You have a natural gift for effective communication.
Posted by trailing wife 2022-10-28 22:07||   2022-10-28 22:07|| Front Page Top

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