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2007-10-27 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2007-10-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 Clearly, this was meant to Humiliate me. I feel so inadequate. Oh, well, I'm off to a pron website, this never fails to cheer me up.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-10-27 00:27|| 2007-10-27 00:27|| Front Page Top

#2 Fake! Advertisers post funny videos on Youtube, and only admit they are advertising afterwards. First there was "Bridezilla" and then the "Mentos in Diet-Cola Fountain." They know how to get our attention.

Posted by McZoid 2007-10-27 02:01|| 2007-10-27 02:01|| Front Page Top

#3 Well so much for that. I guess I will go do some tall boy curls and watch football this afternoon. Reminder to self: "Don't watch anymore of these videos."

Posted by JohnQC 2007-10-27 09:25|| 2007-10-27 09:25|| Front Page Top

#4 That's real. I'm green with envy. Once upon a time I could do a dozen or so one-arm push-ups, but my little sister could do a planch (that horizontal body thingy, supported only on the hands). When we did women's pair gymnastics, she took the bottom, even though I was an inch taller and a dozen pounds heavier.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-10-27 09:49|| 2007-10-27 09:49|| Front Page Top

#5 But can they drink Guinness?

Posted by Besoeker 2007-10-27 10:02|| 2007-10-27 10:02|| Front Page Top

#6 I'll bet you can see most of that any night at a Vegas ~~Strip~~ Gentleman's Club, done in high heels. There the judges don't use little cards with numbers on them, just federal reserve notes with larger denominations on them. Or, so I've heard. Heh.

Posted by Procopius2k 2007-10-27 10:13|| 2007-10-27 10:13|| Front Page Top

#7 Planch, heh ? What's it called when you can lift every part off the ground except your belly ?

Posted by wxjames 2007-10-27 14:51|| 2007-10-27 14:51|| Front Page Top

#8 What's it called when you can lift every part off the ground except your belly ?

Prelude to the Afternoon at the Chiropracters

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-10-27 14:55|| 2007-10-27 14:55|| Front Page Top

#9 What's it called when you can lift every part off the ground except your belly ?

It depends on whether you're horizontal or vertical, wxjames dear. When I do it I call it a swan or an arch up, and it's a nice opposing-muscle strengthener to any kind of sit-ups or crunches. Very important to develop equal abdominal and back strength, to prevent back problems in middle age.

Or what Nimble Spemble said, if one hasn't, thus far.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2007-10-27 22:05|| 2007-10-27 22:05|| Front Page Top

#10 If I mention I despise that guy (just on general principles), does it make me a bad person?

Good!

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