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2007-10-26 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-10-26 12:20|| || Front Page|| [11125 views ] Top

#1 So... bicycles, scooters and motor-cycles in danger of molestation can look up this guy in the sex offender's register and be suitably informed?

Does "inanimate object" include blow up dolls?

Posted by john frum 2007-10-26 12:49|| 2007-10-26 12:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Bicycles have been used for ages as objects.

I suggest checking up what the French generals were watching when Hitler's forces attacked. Something degenerate enough that the didn't leave a number where they could be reached with their underlings.

Hint it involved, modified bicycle seats, betting and young women.

Posted by 3dc 2007-10-26 13:06|| 2007-10-26 13:06|| Front Page Top

#3 sex with pavements ????

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-10-26 13:07|| 2007-10-26 13:07|| Front Page Top

#4 In Massachusetts, he could marry the bike and make this all go away...

Posted by tu3031 2007-10-26 13:17|| 2007-10-26 13:17|| Front Page Top

#5 a sexual offence involving an inanimate object

Are vibrators animate or inanimate?

Posted by DoDo 2007-10-26 13:47|| 2007-10-26 13:47|| Front Page Top

#6 Cannot picture this, just glad it wasn't a
Huff(er)y....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-10-26 13:58|| 2007-10-26 13:58|| Front Page Top

#7 A bi-cycle was it?

Posted by Besoeker 2007-10-26 14:00|| 2007-10-26 14:00|| Front Page Top

#8 Hey there, nice tassles..
Do those spokes go all the way around?
Wanna go where the rubber meets the road?
Sch-winn, baby!

Posted by swksvolFF 2007-10-26 14:25|| 2007-10-26 14:25|| Front Page Top

#9 Was the bike underage?

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-10-26 14:31|| 2007-10-26 14:31|| Front Page Top

#10 "Yer honor, sir, every time I tried to have a meaningful conversation with my bicycle, it kept changing gears."

Posted by mrp 2007-10-26 14:37|| 2007-10-26 14:37|| Front Page Top

#11 "Does "inanimate object" include blow up dolls?"

Depends on where ya do it.

Posted by DepotGuy 2007-10-26 15:47|| 2007-10-26 15:47|| Front Page Top

#12 Okay, the guy is sick, stupid and slow, but he was in a locked room and I think it would be hard to claim anyone was truly injured in this event. In fact I'm guessing the hostel had a lot of laughs at his expense so they should comp the room and let him go.

Posted by rjschwarz 2007-10-26 16:14|| 2007-10-26 16:14|| Front Page Top

#13 The guy may be a loser but he was in a locked room engaged in activity with his personal, inanimate property.
How is he a sex offender? And someone humping a blowup doll is not?
What public purpose was served by prosecuting him?

And placing him on the sex offenders register achieves what?

Posted by john frum 2007-10-26 17:10|| 2007-10-26 17:10|| Front Page Top

#14 Maybe he was cross training his unit.

Posted by wxjames 2007-10-26 18:27|| 2007-10-26 18:27|| Front Page Top

#15 Aaah, those sexy bikes...

Okay, I admit that my imagination is at loss trying to picture the act.

OK, a technical question: Would a sex with tricycle be "Ménage à trois"?

Posted by twobyfour 2007-10-26 20:28|| http://www.twobyfour.info]">[http://www.twobyfour.info] 2007-10-26 20:28|| Front Page Top

#16 hope the bike had a seat on the pole....

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-10-26 20:57|| 2007-10-26 20:57|| Front Page Top

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