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2005-10-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Scientists Find the Secret of Red Fall Leaves: Aboreal Assassins

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Posted by DanNY 2005-10-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11125 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 mods! This racist talk has to stop! Be they yellow brown or red, they are still leafs!

Posted by 2b 2005-10-24 05:16|| 2005-10-24 05:16|| Front Page Top

#2 leaves

oh, leaf me alone, I'm just so tyred.

Posted by 2b 2005-10-24 05:26|| 2005-10-24 05:26|| Front Page Top

#3 Trees - why do they hate each other?

Posted by Raj 2005-10-24 09:06|| 2005-10-24 09:06|| Front Page Top

#4 :: smacks forehead :

*Now* I get it. Next year I won't plant the lettuce in the stand of maple trees. What was I thinking?

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-10-24 09:20|| 2005-10-24 09:20|| Front Page Top

#5 In just the last three weeks the terror alert level in my front yard has gone from green to yellow to orange to red. Where will it end? The oaks have already gone direct from green to brown. The sky is falling, I tell you. And where the hell is FEMA? Do I have to clean up all these terror weapons with no assistance from the Federal government? Isn't that why I pay taxes?

Posted by Sloth Omemp1395 2005-10-24 09:38|| 2005-10-24 09:38|| Front Page Top

#6 SO1395, it's a Zionist plot. You could look it up.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-10-24 10:00|| 2005-10-24 10:00|| Front Page Top

#7 As usual, Seafaious gets to the root of the problem .....

Posted by lotp 2005-10-24 10:36|| 2005-10-24 10:36|| Front Page Top

#8 Are you saying the trees are trying to keep kosher? No wonder they're turning colors.

Posted by Sloth Omemp1395 2005-10-24 11:12|| 2005-10-24 11:12|| Front Page Top

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