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2023-10-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Shell shock: Woman on first date slurps down 48 oysters, then her date lies about going to restroom

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Posted by Besoeker 2023-10-19 03:46|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 Seems like a pretty good first date.
The 'slurping' is a telltale behavior.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-10-19 05:02|| 2023-10-19 05:02|| Front Page Top

#2 More like Equine. Gonna guess 5'6" and 200+; inaccurate photo avatar.

Nah Skid, she was expecting him to foot the bill. "Good thing I remembered to bring money." or such shit.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-10-19 08:19|| 2023-10-19 08:19|| Front Page Top

#3 It really was a brave man who ate the first one.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-10-19 08:29|| 2023-10-19 08:29|| Front Page Top

#4 You ARE talking about oysters, B,...right?

Posted by Mercutio 2023-10-19 09:04|| 2023-10-19 09:04|| Front Page Top

#5 TikTok user @tammysimmone commented that the "slurping alone" would have made her leave.

"I could barely LISTEN to you slurping, so I can imagine how bad it was to actually watch it," said another user, @warriormami6792.

Posted by Frank G 2023-10-19 09:30|| 2023-10-19 09:30|| Front Page Top

#6 "Well, I won't need these..."

James Bond, pushing plate of oysters away on his faux honeymoon, You Only Live Twice

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-10-19 09:53|| 2023-10-19 09:53|| Front Page Top

#7 Re #2. A horse eating oysters. Wes Craven smiles...

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-10-19 09:54|| 2023-10-19 09:54|| Front Page Top

#8 Ref #4: Can't remember the movie off hand.....

"What would you like?" Well darling, you know what I like."

Posted by Besoeker 2023-10-19 10:00|| 2023-10-19 10:00|| Front Page Top

#9 O Oysters,' said the Carpenter,
You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none —
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one."

Posted by European Conservative 2023-10-19 10:31|| 2023-10-19 10:31|| Front Page Top

#10 ^ ;-)

Posted by Frank G 2023-10-19 10:56|| 2023-10-19 10:56|| Front Page Top

#11 "This is the women's restroom, what you doing in here man!"

"Shhhh....what's the name of the drink I can order from the bartender when I need help?"

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-10-19 12:30|| 2023-10-19 12:30|| Front Page Top

#12 Wasn't he supposed to be doing the oysters?

Posted by KBK 2023-10-19 21:59|| 2023-10-19 21:59|| Front Page Top

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