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2005-10-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by DanNY 2005-10-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ...Wondered where my ex-wife was last Tuesday.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-10-19 07:34|| 2005-10-19 07:34|| Front Page Top

#2 splitting the man's eyebrow
WTF?

Posted by Spot">Spot 2005-10-19 08:27|| 2005-10-19 08:27|| Front Page Top

#3 I still have the scar where my sister split my eyebrow open with a beer can. Course, that was back in the day when they made beer cans out of steel. Bled like a stuck pig, I did.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-10-19 08:46|| 2005-10-19 08:46|| Front Page Top

#4 Steve - Tried to grab the last of the six-pack did we? That'll learn ya.

Posted by Doc8404 2005-10-19 10:24|| 2005-10-19 10:24|| Front Page Top

#5 ...splitting the man's eyebrow

Trust me, it hurts...

Posted by Mike Dukakis 2005-10-19 10:29|| 2005-10-19 10:29|| Front Page Top

#6 Not amazons. Valkyries.

Should'a just directed them to the local iman to show real Viking spirit and introduce him to some 'multiculturalism'.

Posted by Crains Hupaimp9679 2005-10-19 10:31|| 2005-10-19 10:31|| Front Page Top

#7 Mike, I think I lived with your ex-wife at some point. Or at least her spiritual twin.

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2005-10-19 12:15|| 2005-10-19 12:15|| Front Page Top

#8 [Sniff!]

That ain't a Valkyrie. These are NSFW Valkyries.

Posted by Fred 2005-10-19 12:16|| 2005-10-19 12:16|| Front Page Top

#9 I..I..su..su..su..su..surrender.

Posted by Angoluns Hupith1321 2005-10-19 15:22|| 2005-10-19 15:22|| Front Page Top

#10 I still have the scar where my sister split my eyebrow open with a beer can. Course, that was back in the day when they made beer cans out of steel

Wimp, my sis would just hammer down a long neck, then break the bottle over the nearest head, using the remainder in a slashing fashion, all the while maintaining a perfect serpentine motion.

Posted by Shipman 2005-10-19 16:56|| 2005-10-19 16:56|| Front Page Top

#11 A "Cock's Work Orange?"

Posted by The Happy Fliergerabwehrkannon 2005-10-19 17:07|| http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]">[http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com] 2005-10-19 17:07|| Front Page Top

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