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2013-10-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Helen Thomas & John F. Kennedy - Together

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Posted by Glenmore 2013-10-06 11:09|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1 My daughter-in-law went on a date with Patrick Kennedy (before she was married, of course.) Same story.

Posted by Fred 2013-10-06 11:33|| 2013-10-06 11:33|| Front Page Top

#2 He wasn't being 'Fresh', Fred.

Just 'Entitled'.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2013-10-06 12:29|| 2013-10-06 12:29|| Front Page Top

#3 Kennedy Family Motto: "Do it for your country"

Posted by Frank G 2013-10-06 12:52|| 2013-10-06 12:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Anybody want to 'do' HT is either a) a Sailor, or b) out of goats.
Ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2013-10-06 12:54|| 2013-10-06 12:54|| Front Page Top

#5 I assume she didn't resemble a Salvador Dali melting clock until she was much older. Anyone have a pic?

Posted by RandomJD 2013-10-06 13:17|| 2013-10-06 13:17|| Front Page Top

#6 What makes you think he looked at her face, USN?

Male Kennedys' eyes are pre-programed not to go that high. :-(

Posted by Barbara 2013-10-06 13:34|| 2013-10-06 13:34|| Front Page Top

#7 Well.

YOU people can just scrub my brain clear of that mental picture, thank you very much.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2013-10-06 14:16|| 2013-10-06 14:16|| Front Page Top

#8 Gag me with a spoon.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2013-10-06 16:49|| 2013-10-06 16:49|| Front Page Top

#9 Meh. While not a total gargoyle in her youth, probably still one you wouldn't want your buddies to see you out on the town with...

Posted by Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2013-10-06 17:04|| 2013-10-06 17:04|| Front Page Top

#10 Helen Thomas & ~~John F. Kennedy~~ FDR - Together

FIFY. New Dealer (see Liberal Fascism) to the core.

Posted by Procopius2k 2013-10-06 17:46|| 2013-10-06 17:46|| Front Page Top

#11 Q: why do Kennedy boys wear wool underwear?

A: to keep their ankles warm.

Q: why do Kennedy boys cry during sex?

A: because of the Mace.

Q: how can you tell Michael Kennedy really was a Kennedy?

A: check the family tree.

Posted by Steve White 2013-10-06 17:50|| 2013-10-06 17:50|| Front Page Top

#12 Jeebus, Ricky. I bet she was a popular guest at Halloween parties

Posted by Frank G 2013-10-06 17:59|| 2013-10-06 17:59|| Front Page Top

#13 What makes you think he looked at her face, USN
Barb, What makes you think that ugly stops at the neck.......?
Probably has more folds (below the neck) than a origami class.....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2013-10-06 18:07|| 2013-10-06 18:07|| Front Page Top

#14 If you date a Kennedy you might want to wear a bathing suit and a life jacket. If you date Helen Thomas you may want to do exactly what JFK did, keep it a secret for 60 years.

Posted by Airandee 2013-10-06 18:34|| 2013-10-06 18:34|| Front Page Top

#15 For RandomJD

Posted by Slemble Slinegum2979 2013-10-06 19:16|| 2013-10-06 19:16|| Front Page Top

#16 Thank you! No . . . "not a total gargoyle," LOL.

Posted by RandomJD 2013-10-06 19:39|| 2013-10-06 19:39|| Front Page Top

#17 Perhaps she wasn't as ugly on the inside back then as she became later years - when her total lack of a soul reflected in her face. *shudder* >:-(

Posted by Barbara 2013-10-06 21:17|| 2013-10-06 21:17|| Front Page Top

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