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2005-10-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Armed Dophins Escape (Anglo-ChiCom tin-foilery)

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Posted by Clock Phoger6260 2005-10-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Iff "trained" armed dolphins fled their Hole-In-The-Wall, it means these were NOT trained dolphins. Even they followed natural instincts to escape Dubya's wily dastardly meany ordering of the Hurricanes and subsequent destruction of the levees in order to that the Fed ala FEMA can engage in its Sharptonian policy of genocide ags NOLA's black and poor, they would've returned to their handlers. I sincerely doubt AL Qaeda's world-feared vast army of mad Mad MAD CAMEL-KAZES can breathe underwater.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2005-10-03 00:20|| 2005-10-03 00:20|| Front Page Top

#2 AL Qaeda's world-feared vast army of mad Mad MAD CAMEL-KAZES can breathe underwater.

masterful Joe!

Posted by Dawg 2005-10-03 00:26|| 2005-10-03 00:26|| Front Page Top

#3 Even they followed natural instincts to escape Dubya's wily dastardly meany ordering of the Hurricanes and subsequent destruction of the levees in order to that the Fed ala FEMA can engage in its Sharptonian policy of genocide ags NOLA's black and poor, they would've returned to their handlers.

I second that.

Posted by Dawg 2005-10-03 00:29|| 2005-10-03 00:29|| Front Page Top

#4 Speaking of weird Kastrina stories, was there any follow up on the news report of the 5 people killed in a shootout with police?

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2005/09/05/1125772439555.html?from=top5

Posted by Penguin 2005-10-03 01:44|| 2005-10-03 01:44|| Front Page Top

#5 Go Joe go!

Posted by Shipman 2005-10-03 09:08|| 2005-10-03 09:08|| Front Page Top

#6 They be cruising the blown up levees of New Orleans hunting, killing, and eating poor black folks! I told you dumbass crackers that the other day!

Posted by Louis Farrakhan 2005-10-03 09:14|| 2005-10-03 09:14|| Front Page Top

#7 Smart animals, no thumbs. Next!

Posted by Evert V. in NL 2005-10-03 10:13|| 2005-10-03 10:13|| Front Page Top

#8 Sharptonian policy of genocide

Exquisite. Kudos to JM!

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-10-03 10:31|| 2005-10-03 10:31|| Front Page Top

#9 Oh please. IF they exist and IF they have gone AWOL then just check the slopchutes in Atlantis. Just like all other swabbies on leave, five will get you twenty they are spending all their clams, feeding some cute minnow a line while trying to avoid a bad case of the crabs.

(Appologies to Kip Addota)

Posted by Doc8404 2005-10-03 10:38|| 2005-10-03 10:38|| Front Page Top

#10 "with FRICKIN' LASER BEAMS!"

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-10-03 10:54|| 2005-10-03 10:54|| Front Page Top

#11 The reason they haven't found them is because they got beamed up to Calypso Louie's Mothership. They're going to hide their til they spot the right targets in the ocean.

Posted by Silentbrick">Silentbrick 2005-10-03 13:32|| 2005-10-03 13:32|| Front Page Top

#12 Ah, but it was the dolphins that blew the levees! The dolphins were washed out before the levees breached. They were hungry and need back into the city. So they blew the levees. You see by flooding the city they were able to get to the poor black folk. Everyone knows that dolphins like dark meat!

Damn I'm going to hell for that...

Posted by AllahHateMe 2005-10-03 15:55|| 2005-10-03 15:55|| Front Page Top

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