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2022-09-05 -Lurid Crime Tales-

13-year-old school topper dies after being administered poison by classmate's resentful mother

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Posted by Fred 2022-09-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top

#1
Lo! Victorian tale infer-lative!
Featuring a mother, speculative,
armed with spurious laxative;
who went out all a Borgia
on a darn Spelling Bee native!

Posted by Dron66046 2022-09-05 00:48|| 2022-09-05 00:48|| Front Page Top

#2 Bravo, Dron! Not great poetry, but a very nice little doggerel with your own inimitable style. :-)

Posted by trailing wife 2022-09-05 01:29|| 2022-09-05 01:29|| Front Page Top

#3 Yupp. Doggerel is my style! 🙃
And nope. We can safely say I shan't be ever mentioned with Byron, milady.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-09-05 06:14|| 2022-09-05 06:14|| Front Page Top

#4 Something like this?

Posted by CrazyFool 2022-09-05 07:41|| 2022-09-05 07:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Sounds like a Lifetime Movie plot.

Posted by EMS Artifact 2022-09-05 09:22|| 2022-09-05 09:22|| Front Page Top

#6 ..geez, Moms. That pecking order thing can be deadly.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-09-05 09:27|| 2022-09-05 09:27|| Front Page Top

#7 If my neighborhood "inclusion" trend is any indicator, we'll soon be seeing this locally.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2022-09-05 11:29|| 2022-09-05 11:29|| Front Page Top

#8 Maybe he had PICTURES!

Posted by Skidmark 2022-09-05 13:16|| 2022-09-05 13:16|| Front Page Top

#9 Meanwhile, in a less cutthroat corner of the cosmos...

Technicians from CSI: Houma
Detect a familiar aroma.
Connecting the dots:
"Bet it took several shots..."
"But that kid's in a Hadacol coma!"

Posted by Count Galeazzo Bucket5573 2022-09-05 17:54|| 2022-09-05 17:54|| Front Page Top

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