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2010-09-26 International-UN-NGOs
UN 'to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors'
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Posted by tipper 2010-09-26 09:42|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ]  Top

#1 That will convince the aliens there isn't any intelligent life on this planet.
Posted by DarthVader 2010-09-26 09:54||   2010-09-26 09:54|| Front Page Top

#2 I'd have appointed Bubba Clinton. He'd be motivated as I don't think he's ever had an outer space babe.
Posted by tu3031 2010-09-26 10:00||   2010-09-26 10:00|| Front Page Top

#3 I thought this was Kucinich's job
Posted by Beavis 2010-09-26 10:17||   2010-09-26 10:17|| Front Page Top

#4 If it's Kucinich, they'll vaporize us about ten minutes after they meet him.
Posted by tu3031 2010-09-26 10:19||   2010-09-26 10:19|| Front Page Top

#5 I thought Kucinich was an alien.
Posted by Grunter 2010-09-26 10:28||   2010-09-26 10:28|| Front Page Top

#6 DarthVader you ruined my joke!! I was going to say... the aliens have been. They couldn't find intelligent life so they left already

but you beat me to a similar....
Posted by anon1 2010-09-26 10:42||   2010-09-26 10:42|| Front Page Top

#7 I suggest we wait until we know that the aliens are coming, then use whatever Hollywood starlet or pop music performer is having her 15 minutes of fame at the time.
Posted by  Anonymoose 2010-09-26 10:43||   2010-09-26 10:43|| Front Page Top

#8 yours was better though.

Seriously - when is the US going to cease and desist funding that parasitic organisation?
Posted by anon1 2010-09-26 10:43||   2010-09-26 10:43|| Front Page Top

#9 And if the alien happens first on a a Saudi woman covered in black from top to bottom in 103 degrees, he'll probably says, "On second thought, I really don't need to see your leader."
Posted by HammerHead 2010-09-26 11:15||   2010-09-26 11:15|| Front Page Top

#10 
Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2010-09-26 12:08||   2010-09-26 12:08|| Front Page Top

#11 I nominate Stephen Colbert. They deserve nothing less.
Posted by Besoeker 2010-09-26 12:49||   2010-09-26 12:49|| Front Page Top

#12 And who, exactly made the United Nitwits the offical representives of earth?

Aliens who landed on earth and asked: “Take me to your leader” would be directed to Mrs Othman.

Its 'Leader' not 'Bureaucrat" ...

Which would leave Obama out on both counts....
Posted by CrazyFool 2010-09-26 14:19||   2010-09-26 14:19|| Front Page Top

#13 If the aliens are like those from "Independence Day", we WANT them to think the UN is our leadership.
Posted by Shieldwolf 2010-09-26 14:30||   2010-09-26 14:30|| Front Page Top

#14 How about Barney Frank? He's never been opposed to anal probes.
Posted by whitecollar redneck 2010-09-26 16:05||   2010-09-26 16:05|| Front Page Top

#15 aliens fear black holes
Posted by Frank G 2010-09-26 16:18||   2010-09-26 16:18|| Front Page Top

#16 Both UN and aliens have a mutual interest: "To serve man".
Posted by twobyfour 2010-09-26 19:41||   2010-09-26 19:41|| Front Page Top

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Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-09-26 21:17||   2010-09-26 21:17|| Front Page Top

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