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2005-09-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Reason # 547 - Why We Don't Have To Make This Stuff Up

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Posted by Steve 2005-09-26 14:29|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 it's really like a vendetta

No my pretty friend, a vendetta is something else entirely.

Capisce?

Posted by Don Micheal Corleone 2005-09-26 15:20|| 2005-09-26 15:20|| Front Page Top

#2 Anorexic? You mean you can read minds?

Posted by Derek Zoolander 2005-09-26 15:24|| 2005-09-26 15:24|| Front Page Top

#3 It's like wow they are all idiots and drug fiends. Like these people can't help themselves you know what i mean.

Posted by MunkarKat 2005-09-26 15:27|| 2005-09-26 15:27|| Front Page Top

#4 All I want to know is, where can I get a grant to study the Sexual Exploitation of Drug Addled Supermodels?

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-09-26 15:44|| 2005-09-26 15:44|| Front Page Top

#5 More than a dozen Colombian models from the Elite modeling agency recently attended a U.N. course in Bogota on how to spread the message about the risks of being lured abroad and sexually exploited.

If there's anybody who knows about being lured abroad and sexually exploiting, it's the UN.

Will the UN be handiong out the 976 number for the Elite modeling agency?

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-09-26 15:59|| 2005-09-26 15:59|| Front Page Top

#6 Campbell said it was wrong to blame the modeling industry for drug abuse and eating disorders among young women.

But how else will young women get the chance to date drugged out ancient rock stars?

Posted by tu3031 2005-09-26 16:07|| 2005-09-26 16:07|| Front Page Top

#7 But how else will young women get the chance to date drugged out ancient rock stars?

I was just in Boston, mate; don't make me come back there...

Posted by Keith Richards 2005-09-26 16:50|| 2005-09-26 16:50|| Front Page Top

#8 Hey Micheal,

I think the broad was referring to cheap toilet water. Sort of makes sense then.

Posted by Elmereng Pheating4146 2005-09-26 17:56|| 2005-09-26 17:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Put some dried beef bones in a large plastic garbage bag. Then lie on top of it for five minues. You have no completed the sex with supermodels simulation.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-09-26 19:55|| 2005-09-26 19:55|| Front Page Top

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