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2010-09-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Mont. woman fends off bear attack with zucchini

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Posted by Fred 2010-09-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 Never bring a bear to a zucchini fight.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2010-09-24 00:16|| 2010-09-24 00:16|| Front Page Top

#2 Lucky for the bear the woman didn't have any tomatoes handy.

Posted by gorb 2010-09-24 04:48|| 2010-09-24 04:48|| Front Page Top

#3 And if the bear comes back in a few weeks' time, she'll have marrows. It would be murder.

Posted by Bulldog 2010-09-24 08:25|| 2010-09-24 08:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Then it refused to back off when she tried to separate them, its second mistake.

In one night, she accomplishes more than UNIFIL has done in years.

Posted by Procopius2k 2010-09-24 08:58|| 2010-09-24 08:58|| Front Page Top

#5 And if the bear comes back in a few weeks' time, she'll have marrows.

Bulldog, zucchini is American for marrow. It's just that we prefer to eat them when they're young and tender, you Brits prefer to let them mature, growing considerably larger with a hard, winter-squash exterior.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-09-24 09:00|| 2010-09-24 09:00|| Front Page Top

#6 Apparently the bear's eaten zucchini before.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2010-09-24 10:50|| 2010-09-24 10:50|| Front Page Top

#7 Bear is probably still running....

Posted by CrazyFool 2010-09-24 11:09|| 2010-09-24 11:09|| Front Page Top

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