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2007-09-21 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Alabama Grandma Gets Jail For Prostitution
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Posted by tu3031 2007-09-21 09:20|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ]  Top

#1 The mother and daughter were arrested Aug. 1, after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 -- at $15 each.

Not exactly a Heidi Fleiss. I've been through Fort Payne. I think it is the home of the country group "Alabama."
Posted by JohnQC 2007-09-21 10:10||   2007-09-21 10:10|| Front Page Top

#2 Simply NOT the sort of "mother-daughter" action I want to see or think about...
Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek  2007-09-21 11:12||   2007-09-21 11:12|| Front Page Top

#3 I guess I should be thankful I viewed this before lunch, and not after.
Posted by IG-88 2007-09-21 11:18||   2007-09-21 11:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Fort Payne Police Chief David Walker said the sting was carried out after his office failed to receive scheduled payments on a timely basis.received several tips that the women were engaged in illicit activities.

Fixed that fer ya.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-09-21 11:19||   2007-09-21 11:19|| Front Page Top

#5 Nah, they polly wanted to roll some John for his wallet and took the lesser rap.
Posted by Bobby 2007-09-21 12:18||   2007-09-21 12:18|| Front Page Top

#6 Ohhh my eyes, I looked....$30 is way too much.
Posted by whitecollar redneck 2007-09-21 13:45||   2007-09-21 13:45|| Front Page Top

#7  Ohhh my eyes, I looked....$30 is way too much.

You mean "not enough"...they'd have to pay me at least $50. And that's if they supply the paper bag to put over my head in case one of my friends caught me.
Posted by Erk 2007-09-21 14:38||   2007-09-21 14:38|| Front Page Top

#8 paper bags, bags. plural, you want multi layer protection in the event of a rip.
coyote ugly comes to mind. and that's the daughter, mom looks like 30 miles of bad country road.......
Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-09-21 14:41||   2007-09-21 14:41|| Front Page Top

#9 Why why why why why why..... OMG!

why why why why why
am I so damn weakly that I clicked that Link..

/tu, someday when youse least..

~:)
Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg  2007-09-21 15:27||   2007-09-21 15:27|| Front Page Top

#10 According to Ladder Theory, there are only three types of women:

1. Those a man would have sex with.

2. Those a man would have with drunk, and tell his friends.

3. Those a man would have sex with drunk, and not tell anyone.


Nowhere in Ladder Theory is there an explanation for why men would pay to have sex with these two ... in the same lifetime let alone the same day!


Baffling ...
Posted by Beau 2007-09-21 15:59||   2007-09-21 15:59|| Front Page Top

#11 I still remember this one old cop's three golden rules of hookers....

1) If she looks like hell and has bad hair, she's the real deal.

2) If she looks like hell and has great hair, it's a pre-op tranny with a wig.

3) If she looks pretty good, has good hair and doesn't smell bad, she's an undercover cop.

Yes, I have seen far worse looking than these two busted and paraded into the precinct. You 'burgers really don't wanna know what critters someone will pay $20 for.
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-09-21 16:15||   2007-09-21 16:15|| Front Page Top

#12 This might explain the attraction. This story is linked right off of the "Alabama Grandma" link!
Posted by gorb 2007-09-21 16:40||   2007-09-21 16:40|| Front Page Top

#13 Please, oh please, oh please, Lord. Don't let this be the start of some GILF internet meme.
Posted by SteveS 2007-09-21 22:44||   2007-09-21 22:44|| Front Page Top

#14 Mary Clark Duncan = Jerry Glanville? Tell me I'm wrong, I dare ya
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-09-21 22:55||   2007-09-21 22:55|| Front Page Top

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