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2015-09-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Mysterious Naked Woman Rescued Three Miles Off Shore
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Posted by Fred 2015-09-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ]  Top

#1 she ditched her swimsuit "so it wouldn't restrict her in her abilities to swim,"

This isn't the 19th century. What kind of bathing suit was she wearing? Ah, she must have been Muslim.
Posted by Sven the pelter 2015-09-19 01:05||   2015-09-19 01:05|| Front Page Top

#2 I notice it comes in the 100kg size, Sven. Mr. Wife's taxi driver in Cairo would have been pleased, as that in his eyes was the mark of a beautiful wife. He was very polite when Mr. Wife showed him my picture -- in those days I weighed less than half the beautiful amount.
Posted by trailing wife 2015-09-19 01:16||   2015-09-19 01:16|| Front Page Top

#3 Yokay, I'll say it, PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
Posted by JosephMendiola 2015-09-19 01:33||   2015-09-19 01:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Lemme guess. She speaks porpoise, right? Or has a story about a mermaid?
Sounds like a movie publicity stunt.
Posted by ed in texas 2015-09-19 09:24||   2015-09-19 09:24|| Front Page Top

#5 Could have been drunk and skinny dipping. She could have made up the part about the bathing suit.
Posted by JohnQC 2015-09-19 10:18||   2015-09-19 10:18|| Front Page Top

#6 "Gas or ***, nobody rides for free."
Posted by Skidmark 2015-09-19 11:17||   2015-09-19 11:17|| Front Page Top

#7 I love a mystery!
Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2015-09-19 12:06||   2015-09-19 12:06|| Front Page Top

#8 Yacht party gone seriously wrong?
Posted by charger 2015-09-19 13:21||   2015-09-19 13:21|| Front Page Top

#9 riptides don't take you 3 miles out
Posted by Frank G 2015-09-19 15:00||   2015-09-19 15:00|| Front Page Top

#10 It all sounds pretty sketchy. These are just the kind of excuses you make when you are an indestructible terminator robot from the future and got beamed down in the ocean rather than land like the plan called for.
Posted by SteveS 2015-09-19 15:17||   2015-09-19 15:17|| Front Page Top

#11 ^ really, that's the only rational scenario
Posted by Frank G 2015-09-19 15:58||   2015-09-19 15:58|| Front Page Top

#12 It can't miss. Arnie can play the grizzled drunk who watches her come through.
Posted by KBK 2015-09-19 16:36||   2015-09-19 16:36|| Front Page Top

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