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2006-09-17 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Terrorists Kill Dozens of Israeli Chickens

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Posted by Glenmore 2006-09-17 09:06|| || Front Page|| [11142 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Jihad on Infidel chickens!!!!

Posted by Joe of the Jungle 2006-09-17 09:24|| 2006-09-17 09:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Remember it was the chickens who betrayed Baghdad to the infidels.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-09-17 09:50|| 2006-09-17 09:50|| Front Page Top

#3 PETA is now rioting in the streets chanting death to chicken terrorist. Hollywood, lead by Sean Penn and susan Sarandon, have stood up the chicken defence fund and U2 will be headlining the fund raising concert. George cLooney will be traveling with the NYT to see how Israel could have better defended the chickens. In his last statement cLooney accused Israel of failing to properly protect the chickens and the NYT is investigation the coverup.

Posted by 49 Pan 2006-09-17 10:03|| 2006-09-17 10:03|| Front Page Top

#4 G-2 reports the attack was planned and carried out by Colonel Abdullah Sanders

Posted by Joe of the Jungle 2006-09-17 10:07|| 2006-09-17 10:07|| Front Page Top

#5 Colonel Abdullah Sanders
LOL! Coffee Alert!
Was Ronald Mohammend McDonald with them?

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-09-17 10:26|| 2006-09-17 10:26|| Front Page Top

#6 They were gunning for McHammed Nuggets

Posted by Joe of the Jungle 2006-09-17 10:35|| 2006-09-17 10:35|| Front Page Top

#7 I predict a huge Barbecue in Sderot.
(When fate gives you lemons,)

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-09-17 10:47|| 2006-09-17 10:47|| Front Page Top

#8 Matzoh ball soup tonight!!

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-09-17 11:51|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ] 2006-09-17 11:51|| Front Page Top

#9 Who knew that the Brave Lions of Islam would turn out to be birds of a feather.

I knew the Palis didn't like pigs, but what have they got against chickens?

Palestinians don't like any competition when it comes to the display of animal behavior.

Posted by Zenster 2006-09-17 12:30|| 2006-09-17 12:30|| Front Page Top

#10 Hummmm.... technical question, is it possible even with chicken to have a Kosher BBQ? If you did your chicken Cornell style it would seem so, but any application of sauce would be mighty iffy.

TW?
Cornell Chicken - (PDF warning)

Posted by 6 2006-09-17 13:01|| 2006-09-17 13:01|| Front Page Top

#11 Not to mention that animals killed in other than kosher slaughter are trayfe.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2006-09-17 13:03|| 2006-09-17 13:03|| Front Page Top

#12 Chicken is meat rather than milk, while I believe unfertilized eggs can go either way (fertilized of course being meat). Nothing in the sauce at the link is milk, so that should be ok, although some of the suggested side dishes wouldn't do, but those are only suggestions anyway. Eric's point about non-kosher slaughtering is critical, for those who keep kosher. But then, most Israelis are not religious, so that wouldn't necessarily be a concern for them.

To the best of my limited understanding, there is nothing in theory preventing the bombed chickens from being turned into barbeque or soup, although I'd not be keen on working with bits scraped out of bloody mud. ;-) Perhaps those with more knowledge on the subject would like to weigh in with whatever additions/corrections are necessary.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-09-17 13:34|| 2006-09-17 13:34|| Front Page Top

#13 T.W. LOL. I can almost see the puzzledly bemused expression on your face for the response!

Were there that there were more of your ilk here.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-09-17 13:42|| 2006-09-17 13:42|| Front Page Top

#14 I have never been more than half-hearted-kosher, but blowed up chicken parts would send me running to The Colonel.
's just icky.

Posted by J.D. Lux 2006-09-17 13:43|| 2006-09-17 13:43|| Front Page Top

#15 ewwwww

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-17 14:22|| 2006-09-17 14:22|| Front Page Top

#16 Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens

One night farmer Brown,
Was takin' the air,
Locked up the barnyard
With the greatest of care
Down in the henhouse
Somethin' stirred
When he shouted "Who's there?"
This is what he heard:

There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So calm yourself,
And stop your fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
We chickens tryin' to sleep,
And you butt in
And hobble, hobble hobble hobble
With your chin

There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
You're stompin' around
And shakin' the ground,
You're kickin' up an awful dust
We chicken's tryin' to sleep
And you butt in
And hobble, hobble hobble hobble
It's a sin

Tomorrow
Is a busy day
We got things to do
We got eggs to lay
We got ground to dig
And worms to scratch
It takes a lot of settin'
Gettin' chicks to hatch

There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So quiet yourself,
And stop your fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that gun,
The other way
And hobble, hobble hobble off and
Hit the hay

Tomorrow
Is a busy day
We got things to do
We got eggs to lay
We got ground to dig
And worms to scratch
It takes a lot of settin'
Gettin' chicks to hatch

There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So quiet yourself,
And stop your fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that gun,
The other way
And hobble, hobble hobble of and
Hit the hay

"Hey boss man
What do ya say?"

It's easy pickens,
Ain't nobody here but us chickens

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-09-17 15:06|| 2006-09-17 15:06|| Front Page Top

#17 Thinemp Whimble2412, thank you. You are a kind soul.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-09-17 22:50|| 2006-09-17 22:50|| Front Page Top

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