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2013-09-15 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Indonesians Hold 'Islam's Answer to Miss World'
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Posted by Fred 2013-09-15 10:13|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ]  Top

#1 I'll bet the TV ratings suck.
Posted by tu3031 2013-09-15 10:56||   2013-09-15 10:56|| Front Page Top

#2 " and here comes Miss Ein El Hellhole, contestant twelve,and she too is wearing a black sack..."
Posted by Grunter 2013-09-15 11:08||   2013-09-15 11:08|| Front Page Top

#3 Islam's answer to Miss World:

A giant scimitar?
Posted by Frozen Al 2013-09-15 11:19||   2013-09-15 11:19|| Front Page Top

#4 Goat beauty contest?
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-09-15 12:32||   2013-09-15 12:32|| Front Page Top

#5 A beauty contest for BBQ covers?
Posted by gorb 2013-09-15 12:46||   2013-09-15 12:46|| Front Page Top

#6 Malala, right after the jihadis shot her.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2013-09-15 14:08||   2013-09-15 14:08|| Front Page Top

#7 #4 Goat beauty contest?

Gah. Again with the goats. Who can resist them? Those rakish little beards. That childlike bleating, so delightfully reminiscent of the little ones learning their shahadah...

Now I'll sing you a song if you'll listen, dear reader,
Of a wonder best known to the Arab goat breeder:
Of all of the thrills Allah's creatures deliver,
There's one that gives every goat breeder a shiver.
The bite of the tiger scares him not a whit,
Nor is he discouraged by cobras that spit.
The swat of the lion's paw leaves him blase',
Like the thoroughbred's hoofstrike when horsey don't play.
The scorpion's sting, though it makes him feel rotten,
Like the dromedary's kick, is too soon forgotten.
And that other fierce camel, the beast with two humps,
Though it's far-famed for giving exemplary thumps,
Fails to quicken the heart of our Arab goat breeder
(not even when teased by a yank of its tail).
The attentions of all these do not float his boat.
So what gives him a frisson? The butt of the goat!
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2013-09-15 15:46||   2013-09-15 15:46|| Front Page Top

#8 #7 That was bbbaaadddddd
Posted by BrerRabbit 2013-09-15 18:14||   2013-09-15 18:14|| Front Page Top

#9 The quarry look; soo Hawt!
Posted by swksvolFF 2013-09-15 18:17||   2013-09-15 18:17|| Front Page Top

#10 Personally I'm equating the "Musselmenah World" pageant to be the Muslim equivalent of those "Mrs. America" contests.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2013-09-15 20:07||   2013-09-15 20:07|| Front Page Top

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