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2005-09-13 Afghanistan/South Asia

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Posted by Steve White 2005-09-13 00:11|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 You dirty rat!

Posted by Chris W.">Chris W. 2005-09-13 00:20|| 2005-09-13 00:20|| Front Page Top

#2 The division is working on its new novel, "Of Mice and Mukherjee".

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-09-13 00:32|| 2005-09-13 00:32|| Front Page Top

#3 They're the Surveillance Department, not the Capture Department.

Posted by PBMcL 2005-09-13 02:04|| 2005-09-13 02:04|| Front Page Top

#4 I don't know what the hell these guys have been doing then. I was in New Delhi 3 years ago and saw rats a foot long (body, tail was longer) in the bushes of my hotel twice. They probably came from the giant, burning trash dump/squatter farm just behind it.

That's a crock, implying there are no rats.

Posted by Laurence of the Rats">Laurence of the Rats 2005-09-13 09:23|| http://www.punictreachery.com/]">[http://www.punictreachery.com/] 2005-09-13 09:23|| Front Page Top

#5 Parkinson is laughing his long-dead ass off...

Posted by Fred">Fred 2005-09-13 09:48|| 2005-09-13 09:48|| Front Page Top

#6 Wow. New Dehli has no rats! That's amazing...

Posted by tu3031 2005-09-13 09:55|| 2005-09-13 09:55|| Front Page Top

Martin is open for hire. Give him a few minutes, and he'll find a rat!

Posted by BigEd 2005-09-13 11:18|| 2005-09-13 11:18|| Front Page Top

#8 UUmmm, Yeah, Ball Bearing Mousetraps.

Dump a few hundred and no more rats, but you might have a plague of cats in a few years.

Sounds like a better deal, Cats, not Rats.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2005-09-13 11:36|| 2005-09-13 11:36|| Front Page Top

#9 On second thought, if the rats average a foot long (Not counting tail) you might be better off importing Bobcats. (Lynx)

They can handle rats that size, and still be relatively "Human Friendly"

Posted by Redneck Jim 2005-09-13 12:49|| 2005-09-13 12:49|| Front Page Top

#10 A Rat Terrier is what you want for the big job if you're in a hurry. For the long haul boas are efficient.

Posted by Shipman 2005-09-13 15:36|| 2005-09-13 15:36|| Front Page Top

#11 Pound for pound I'd go with unreformed farm cats - maine coon variety. They are self-sufficient and self motivating little sadistic killing machines that do their thing not for food or attention but simply because, when not sleeping, eating or defecating, they love to kill all things smaller then themselves as much as possible. They'll surrender their work product (usually decapitated) up to you on a daily basis especially if you give them some regular high end grub. They don't give a flying F&*# about much beyond the basics, which for them includes killing rats and mice.

Posted by MunkarKat 2005-09-13 15:42|| 2005-09-13 15:42|| Front Page Top

#12 Yes... feral housecats are the way to go. They are killing machines.

Posted by Mark E. 2005-09-13 16:28|| 2005-09-13 16:28|| Front Page Top

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