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2011-09-10 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Man nabbed at Dulles with cocaine-stuffed clams
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Posted by Fred 2011-09-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ]  Top

#1 Uh, uh, BART SIMPSON = NO ONE EVER SUSPECTS THE CLAMS???

gut nuthin.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-09-10 00:29||   2011-09-10 00:29|| Front Page Top

#2 em's good eatin!
Posted by Skidmark 2011-09-10 00:36||   2011-09-10 00:36|| Front Page Top

#3 Witnesses have all clammed up.
Posted by Eohippus Phater7165 2011-09-10 01:05||   2011-09-10 01:05|| Front Page Top

#4 Luggage full of clams, yeah, there's nothing suspicious about that.
Posted by SteveS 2011-09-10 01:41||   2011-09-10 01:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Send him to The Clammer
Posted by Incredulous 2011-09-10 04:36||   2011-09-10 04:36|| Front Page Top

#6 Too bad it wasn't Claude Cooper from Cleveland caught by Customs with cemented cocaine clams.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2011-09-10 07:04||   2011-09-10 07:04|| Front Page Top

#7 The drugs have a street value of about 909 lbs. Alaskan King Crab.
Posted by swksvolFF 2011-09-10 11:46||   2011-09-10 11:46|| Front Page Top

#8 If he brought the coke in scallops he would be home and rich by now.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2011-09-10 14:54||   2011-09-10 14:54|| Front Page Top

#9 I always thought people used mules instead of shellfish to smuggle drugs. Although a suitcase full of mules sounds pretty damn suspicious.
Posted by SteveS 2011-09-10 15:03||   2011-09-10 15:03|| Front Page Top

#10 "They tole me this stuff was worth a lot of clams, so I decided to double my money."
Posted by Deacon Blues 2011-09-10 16:45||   2011-09-10 16:45|| Front Page Top

#11 "And instead, I'm shelling out for a lawyer!"
Posted by lotp 2011-09-10 19:43||   2011-09-10 19:43|| Front Page Top

#12 I ALWAYS want to read LOTP's comments.

domo.
Posted by Whiskey Mike 2011-09-10 21:22||   2011-09-10 21:22|| Front Page Top

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