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2005-09-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Jackal 2005-09-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 YES, is my default setting.

Posted by Red Dog 2005-09-03 00:04|| 2005-09-03 00:04|| Front Page Top

#2 Just where does a stripper hide a knife?

Posted by ed 2005-09-03 00:08|| 2005-09-03 00:08|| Front Page Top

#3 Heh, usually its the lap dancer who gets it in the end.

Posted by Captain America 2005-09-03 01:16|| 2005-09-03 01:16|| Front Page Top

#4 The next time some bimbo asks if you want a lap dance, you say "YES!"

Depends on what she looks like.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-09-03 03:01|| 2005-09-03 03:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Lawanda was one of the ~~dream~~ (nightmare) girls at the Dream Girls Cabaret. Lawanda just couln't take "NO" for an answer. Ah, what has become of the "art" of lap dancing?

Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-09-03 08:39|| 2005-09-03 08:39|| Front Page Top

#6 Craig Everett and Malik Wakji, both 18, were hanging out in Fantasy World's VIP room with Orchid and Carmela when the music stopped and their bill came due. And their damage for sitting through 41 consecutive songs (82 dances)? Almost $2500. Everett and Wakji, who between them could only come up with $550, explained to cops they "did not know that a new dance started with a new song." But that excuse didn't sway the cops, who hit them each with a felony charge for falsely obtaining services.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-09-03 09:09|| 2005-09-03 09:09|| Front Page Top

#7 Hmmm...Fantasy World sits on the service road along side of I-25 occupying a space next to a nice local restaurant. About the size of a convenience store, with the architecture of a mobile home, its a real stretch of the imagination to think there is a VIP room of any type in that structure, unless they call the toilet the throne.

Posted by Ulong Slereque6682 2005-09-03 09:29|| 2005-09-03 09:29|| Front Page Top

#8 Yep, be warned people, they charge by the minute. I have a friend who was severely beaten by bouncers in a Daytona Beach club because he refused to pay a dancer for time spent "just chatting" to the dancer after a lap dance. The bouncers gave no warning, they just came in swinging. They broke both his orbital bones, cracked a vertebrae and left him on the street. The cops did nothing. They must be on the payroll because it is apparently a recurring event.

Posted by Zpaz 2005-09-03 10:53|| 2005-09-03 10:53|| Front Page Top

#9 Same thing with Japanese Kareoke bars, they charge for each song you try to sing. Something our Japanese "friend" FAILED TO MENTION!!!

We were lucky to still have train fare left. He was lucky we didn't stab him.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-09-03 11:31|| 2005-09-03 11:31|| Front Page Top

#10 Steve how else would they charge? By audience reaction?

Posted by Mona Gorilla 2005-09-03 13:49|| 2005-09-03 13:49|| Front Page Top

#11 Posting their rates (that most likely change frequently) would lose precious revenue.

Posted by Jan 2005-09-03 14:44|| 2005-09-03 14:44|| Front Page Top

#12 I knew a guy who worked as a bartender at a strip club. He invited me there because they had just hired a friend of his to cook, who was a real chef, just taking the job there as a one-night gag.

The idea was that a big group of us would order something to eat, and he would whip up a top-quality dinner, instead of the usual crap you would get in such a place. The owner was away and wouldn't show up until later.

We ordered steak dinners, then when they arrived (and they were really good), we turned down the lap dancers because "we're eating, maybe later".

The girls were fit to be tied, and when the owner came him they descended on him and loudly complained about all the customers who didn't want lap dances, just to eat dinner. Confused, he came up to our table and everybody said it was a great dinner and we were going to come back there a lot for food like this.

The girls then launched into the cook, and in a huff, he quit. The owner begged and pleaded with him to stay, but he stormed out anyway. Then we, as a group, having finished dinner, marched out in support of the cook, leaving the owner and the girls in a grand brawl.

The moral to the story is to the girls: do not mistreat your bartender. They can be sneaky.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-09-03 18:38|| 2005-09-03 18:38|| Front Page Top

#13 lesson to owners: keep the bitches in line?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-09-03 19:01|| 2005-09-03 19:01|| Front Page Top

#14 My rule: Stay out places like that. Find a real woman or a real brothel failing that.

Posted by Sock Puppet OÂ´ Doom 2005-09-03 21:12|| 2005-09-03 21:12|| Front Page Top

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