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2007-08-28 Africa Subsaharan

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Posted by lotp 2007-08-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 200 farmers from across Zimbabwe
Every last one of 'em, too.

Posted by Spot">Spot 2007-08-28 07:59|| 2007-08-28 07:59|| Front Page Top

#2 It great to be here in Harare.
Where da hookers at?

Posted by Farmin B. Hard 2007-08-28 08:00|| 2007-08-28 08:00|| Front Page Top

#3 Update: "Zimbabwe Agricultural Show Closes - Someone Stole the Bean"

Posted by DMFD 2007-08-28 13:11|| 2007-08-28 13:11|| Front Page Top

#4 Zimbabwe Farmers Productivity Guide

1. Confiscate the farms of the white devils.
2. Kill the white devils. Hell, even kill their children.
3. Number 3.....number 3.....hmmmmmm, now what do we do???

Posted by mcsegeek1 2007-08-28 15:38|| 2007-08-28 15:38|| Front Page Top

#5 Where da hookers at?

I dunno, Farmin, but they are working for food now. You better bring along half of a Lesser Spotted Corn Grub for payment.

Posted by gorb 2007-08-28 17:47|| 2007-08-28 17:47|| Front Page Top

#6 The key to success is nomenclature.

Rename Maize - Corn
Rename Corn - Wheat

Evacuate your nation. Start over.
The above guarantees a 12.5% initial growth rate.

Posted by Thomas Woof 2007-08-28 18:29|| 2007-08-28 18:29|| Front Page Top

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