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2004-08-31 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Berlin bear's break-out bid fails
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Posted by Bulldog 2004-08-31 4:46:22 AM|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 The bear commandeered a bicycle?
Posted by Seafarious  2004-08-31 6:50:50 AM||   2004-08-31 6:50:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Former circus bear, perhaps? Putting his prior professional experience to good use. The PoWs at Stalag Luft did this all the time.
Posted by Bulldog  2004-08-31 6:59:56 AM||   2004-08-31 6:59:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Well he just kind of went over and checked it out. It was parked in a bike rack. The picture is "cute."

Poor Juan is just bored. Imagne living your whole life in that dinky enclosure. You would be trying to get out all the time too.

If you have ever seen a real bear out in the real wild you would know that small pen just isnt enough room for one.

Oh yea bear meat tastes just fine and bear grease is about the best water proofing you can get. No I have to hide from mucky.
Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-08-31 7:00:33 AM||   2004-08-31 7:00:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 :: off to look at picture ::: awww...that bear does need something to do! He's a cutie pie.
Posted by Seafarious  2004-08-31 7:05:44 AM||   2004-08-31 7:05:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Pure Colditz - classic distraction manoeuvre. Can anyone find the other five bears who went through the tunnel/ flew out in a glider?
Posted by Howard UK 2004-08-31 7:08:47 AM||   2004-08-31 7:08:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 This is a bear from the Andes not East Germany LOL.
Now I have to go to bed before I commit more spelling errors and other mischef.
Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-08-31 7:16:42 AM||   2004-08-31 7:16:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Paddington's delinquent coked-up brother out on a spree?
Posted by Howard UK 2004-08-31 7:21:42 AM||   2004-08-31 7:21:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Yup, it's the polar bears you gotta watch out for...

Posted by .com 2004-08-31 7:32:04 AM||   2004-08-31 7:32:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 We hereby condemn the vile harassment of our brother Juan. He only sought releif from the bars and moats of confinement, and, in the spirit of Nemo the fish wanted only to return to his home and live a life of freedom.

-- International Brotherhood of Ursines
Posted by BigEd 2004-08-31 11:14:28 AM||   2004-08-31 11:14:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 


And all bears of all varieties joined in singing as Juan was unceremoniusly returned to his enclosure :


We shall overcome
We shall overcome
We shall overcome some day
Oh deep in my heart
I do believe
We shall overcome some day

Posted by Oge_Retla_2004 2004-08-31 11:19:27 AM||   2004-08-31 11:19:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Damn, where's Muck?
Posted by Ptah  2004-08-31 9:19:19 PM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]  2004-08-31 9:19:19 PM|| Front Page Top

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