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2022-08-30 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Man Killed In Ghana Zoo After Scaling Fence To Go Into Lions' Den

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Posted by Fred 2022-08-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 This is too pathetic even for a Darwin Award.

Posted by DooDahMan 2022-08-30 05:13|| 2022-08-30 05:13|| Front Page Top

#2
Thought he was the reincarnation of Daniel ???

Posted by NN2N1 2022-08-30 07:35|| 2022-08-30 07:35|| Front Page Top

#3 He just wanted a little ...

Oh shut up!

Posted by Skidmark 2022-08-30 07:49|| 2022-08-30 07:49|| Front Page Top

#4 What is in an African Exotic Zoo? Armadillos, Possums, and Reindeer?

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-08-30 11:01|| 2022-08-30 11:01|| Front Page Top

#5 He just wanted a little ... possum?

Posted by SteveS 2022-08-30 11:19|| 2022-08-30 11:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Apparently he was into stealing two white lion cubs. Plan looked good on paper.

Posted by Frank G 2022-08-30 11:29|| 2022-08-30 11:29|| Front Page Top

#7 So I went up to the zookeeper the other day and said, "Y'know I'd like a little possum."

She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-08-30 11:37|| 2022-08-30 11:37|| Front Page Top

#8 Lion's version of DoorDash

Posted by DarthVader 2022-08-30 12:03|| 2022-08-30 12:03|| Front Page Top

#9 To Serve Lion

A lion, now very well fed,
Said, flossing his teeth with a dred
And musing on Zion,
"Hey, bredda, you crying?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz your eyes are well red."

Posted by Glomose Sproing5591 2022-08-30 15:39|| 2022-08-30 15:39|| Front Page Top

#10 Was alcohol involved?

Posted by James 2022-08-30 18:08|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com 2022-08-30 18:08|| Front Page Top

#11 Reportedly the man was dead sober.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-08-30 23:14|| 2022-08-30 23:14|| Front Page Top

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