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2004-08-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-
AL QAEDA TO DEPLOY "GAY BOMB"!
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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-24 12:19:37 AM|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Don't worry - we'll send in Bat Boy to get them first. After all, according to the Weekly World News, he caught Saddam for us!
Posted by OldSpook 2004-08-24 12:41:01 AM||   2004-08-24 12:41:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 One of those other highlights:

ALIENS CLAIM JACKO IS THEIR SON

Why, that makes perfectly sense to me!
Posted by True German Ally 2004-08-24 12:52:44 AM||   2004-08-24 12:52:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 TGA:
Your new assignment, should you decide to accept it, is to fact-check this one for us.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-24 1:09:56 AM||   2004-08-24 1:09:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 That does it. My great, great grandmother and my wife's grand mother were from germany were moving back there to be near that river of beer.


I know it's true because I read it in the Weekly World News.
Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-08-24 1:16:06 AM||   2004-08-24 1:16:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 From AC's link:

A PREVIOUSLY undiscovered natural river of beer has been found deep in Germany's Black Forest.

And while you're doing that, you might check whether there is a natural stand of Black Forest Cakes anywhere nearby.

Mmmm...cake...
Posted by Angie Schultz 2004-08-24 1:28:01 AM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com]  2004-08-24 1:28:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Roman: Cake or Death?
Angie: Cake, please.
Roman: I hope they find that grove soon...
Posted by .com 2004-08-24 1:39:11 AM||   2004-08-24 1:39:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Of course this is true!

(This message was brought to you by the German Tourist Office)

PS: Don't expect us to stage a road accident with a beer truck every day!
Posted by True German Ally 2004-08-24 1:41:57 AM||   2004-08-24 1:41:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 With that type of weapon out there, I hope that we don't have a mine shaft gap.
Posted by Super Hose 2004-08-24 2:02:48 AM||   2004-08-24 2:02:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Further conversations with wild-eyed strangers:

(puzzled look)
Well...what does it do to women?

"It turns them queer too!"

(even more puzzled look)
(mutters) I thought they already were...




Thanks. I'll be here all week...
Posted by mojo  2004-08-24 2:14:55 AM||   2004-08-24 2:14:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 For the love of heaven . . . they've weaponized Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!
Posted by Mike  2004-08-24 6:52:12 AM||   2004-08-24 6:52:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual

They've had that for 1400 years. It's called a Mosque.
Posted by ed 2004-08-24 7:01:26 AM||   2004-08-24 7:01:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 Don't that just bugger all. (Pun intended.)
Posted by Mike  2004-08-24 8:04:48 AM||   2004-08-24 8:04:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 They've been unable to keep up with the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. Their people want refrigerators and nylon stockings. They couldn't allow a doomsday gap. They read that we were developing one. Their source was the New York Times. Apologies to Stanley Kubrick.
Posted by DLS 2004-08-24 8:05:42 AM||   2004-08-24 8:05:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 It's already happened - I just found out I'm a lesbian.....deep inside...kinda
Posted by Frank G  2004-08-24 8:23:11 AM||   2004-08-24 8:23:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#15 Frank G. Me too. I love women. Maybe we can bring back the Eskimo family that the rovers found living on Mars. Maybe they can help.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2004-08-24 1:16:35 PM||   2004-08-24 1:16:35 PM|| Front Page Top

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#22 #11 ed: Ouch! Too true.

#16-21 troll: Give it up, asshole. If you're bored, go play on the railroad bridge.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-08-24 2:08:09 PM||   2004-08-24 2:08:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 Wasn't this the plot of a Maxwell Smart made-for-TV movie?
Posted by Robert Crawford  2004-08-24 2:12:13 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com]  2004-08-24 2:12:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 I hear they tested it in an Italian slum.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-24 2:37:35 PM||   2004-08-24 2:37:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#25 R.C. Wasn't that called The Nude Bomb?
Posted by CrazyFool  2004-08-24 2:44:43 PM||   2004-08-24 2:44:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#26 We're being threatened by the fabulous mauve bomb? I do hope proper invitations have been sent. A decent production is the key to success.
Posted by Shipman 2004-08-24 5:58:40 PM||   2004-08-24 5:58:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#27 Hmmm... "gay bomb"? we should be more worried about fagmentation grenades in the hands of terrorists or fifth columnists.
Posted by Dave D. 2004-08-24 6:38:57 PM||   2004-08-24 6:38:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#28 ok. im just bookmarked that to favrits.
Posted by muck4doo 2004-08-24 8:15:22 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2004-08-24 8:15:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#29 If only the gay bomb worked like a neutron bomb in reverse: all the people are fine, but everyone's place looks simply FABulous after it goes off.
Posted by eLarson 2004-08-24 11:35:33 PM|| [http://larsonian.blogspot.com]  2004-08-24 11:35:33 PM|| Front Page Top

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