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2023-08-12 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Besoeker 2023-08-12 08:37|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 Reparations mindset.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2023-08-12 09:25|| 2023-08-12 09:25|| Front Page Top

#2 Cultural appropriation! I'm literally shaking!

Posted by Mercutio 2023-08-12 09:53|| 2023-08-12 09:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Driving a Pink Lexus?

During Barbie month? During Barbie month!

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-08-12 11:25|| 2023-08-12 11:25|| Front Page Top

Posted by Skidmark 2023-08-12 11:40|| 2023-08-12 11:40|| Front Page Top

#5 Classic!

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-08-12 11:55|| 2023-08-12 11:55|| Front Page Top

#6 It’s dine and dash. It is not dine, beat down, get on video and dash. Also, committing felonious assault in a purple Lexus while wearing matching attire is another mistake. Take advantage of cross cultural anonymity by not committing serious crime in a customized vehicle. Also, do some work on the speed and heavy bags with some coaching. Jose Ramirez got totally lucky with his haymaker. Don’t copy his style. Finally, annunciate your order very well if your server speaks English only as a second language. Maybe you expected a hard shell taco or double guacamole as part of your stolen entree, but be clear in your order and you can save the hot sauce spray to spice your food.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-08-12 12:32|| 2023-08-12 12:32|| Front Page Top

#7 The old Walgreens, 'dine and dash'.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-08-12 12:52|| 2023-08-12 12:52|| Front Page Top

#8 . Finally, annunciate your order very well if your server speaks English only as a second language.
Superhose, how do you know she could speak co herant english and not ebonics?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2023-08-12 13:51|| 2023-08-12 13:51|| Front Page Top

#9 She should have downloaded Google Translate before her theft and assault spree and she would still be holding down her temp assignment where she hides in the bathroom purchasing purple items from Amazon all day.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-08-12 15:09|| 2023-08-12 15:09|| Front Page Top

#10 Hey, I have dreams about street food I've bought from lovely people who wouldn't even be legal in Tijuana, but without the whole megillah on everyone involved in that taco stand, I'm not taking sides.

Our intake could not have been meagerer
Nor our new volunteer any eagerer.
"Hermanos, it's war!"
Purple car, purple star.
"Mierda! Cheese it, Miguel! Es la n----!"

Posted by Ulairt Splat8222 2023-08-12 18:49|| 2023-08-12 18:49|| Front Page Top

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