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2006-08-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2006-08-12 00:06|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 So how's the fishing, Fred? :-)

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-08-12 00:20|| 2006-08-12 00:20|| Front Page Top

#2 any worries about rabies?

Posted by Jan 2006-08-12 00:38|| 2006-08-12 00:38|| Front Page Top

#3 Jan,

You, of course, mean the poor kinkajou catching rabies (or something else) from that second-hand mattress of a skank.

Posted by Dreadnought 2006-08-12 02:15|| 2006-08-12 02:15|| Front Page Top

#4
I blame the Joos, the Kinka Joos.

Posted by Master of Obvious 2006-08-12 05:11|| 2006-08-12 05:11|| Front Page Top

#5 So, this is what a showbiz star life looks like...

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-08-12 05:27|| 2006-08-12 05:27|| Front Page Top

#6 Heh heh, what's the over/under on Fred snark during "vacation"? Maybe 3?

Posted by 6 2006-08-12 06:33|| 2006-08-12 06:33|| Front Page Top

#7 3AM call to her publicist cuz she's bleeding from a bite? Life as a publicist sounds like it sux, and working for a high-maintenance Ho like her must be even worse

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-08-12 08:02|| 2006-08-12 08:02|| Front Page Top

#8 Penicillin, not rabies shots, Dreadnought. Better safe than sorry.

Posted by ed 2006-08-12 08:11|| 2006-08-12 08:11|| Front Page Top

#9 Toldja I'll be around now and then. But my posts are going to be on the low end of the intellectual scale. Unless something explodes near me, I'm not following the news.

Posted by Fred 2006-08-12 09:16|| 2006-08-12 09:16|| Front Page Top

#10 The 25-year-old star and her publicist left the hospital around 5:30 a.m.

So? Before goiung to the Doctor she whistled up her "Publicist" then went to the ER and made Damn sure it hit the news.

Bitch.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-08-12 09:42|| 2006-08-12 09:42|| Front Page Top

#11 any worries about rabies?

Paris or the Kinkajou?

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-08-12 10:11|| 2006-08-12 10:11|| Front Page Top

#12 Didn't know Lake Fred had wifi...

/makes note

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-08-12 11:39|| 2006-08-12 11:39|| Front Page Top

#13 low end of the intellectual scale

Hey, I will be feeling less lonely for a couple of weeks, goodie. Acceptance, at last.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-08-12 11:41|| 2006-08-12 11:41|| Front Page Top

#14 If we're lucky, maybe the thing eats chihuauas...

Posted by tu3031 2006-08-12 11:42|| 2006-08-12 11:42|| Front Page Top

#15 Oh my, kingella potus.

Posted by Rick 2006-08-12 14:06|| 2006-08-12 14:06|| Front Page Top

#16 Reminds me of the tale of an NFL player (via Dan Jenkins?), who got word back from his doctor that he had a raging dose of the clap. Thinking quick, he asked the doctor to have a shot ready for his wife when he brought her in.

Then he asked his wife to help him do a home project and "accidently" shot a staple into her hand.

"Oh, gee, honey! I'm sorry! We had better get you to the doctor to get a penicillin shot for that!"

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-08-12 14:31|| 2006-08-12 14:31|| Front Page Top

#17 For folks like me who had no idea what a Kinkajou was

Posted by 3dc 2006-08-12 16:14|| 2006-08-12 16:14|| Front Page Top

#18 Woof Woof

Bow Wow

Paris is a silly cow

Posted by Oztralian 2006-08-12 19:59|| 2006-08-12 19:59|| Front Page Top

#19 ha ha, yeah the kinkajou had better get checked out for any STD's too.
Jan (from work)

Posted by Omuck Sholing5251 2006-08-12 20:37|| 2006-08-12 20:37|| Front Page Top

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