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2004-08-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2004-08-05 8:46:52 AM|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "An' then he fondled my bazooms with his paw, yer honor!"
"This paw?"
"That's an oven mitt!"
"This one?"
"That's a baseball glove!"
"This one?"
"Yeah! Dat's the one!"

Posted by Fred 2004-08-05 9:09:15 AM|| 2004-08-05 9:09:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 This is a disturbing photo.

Posted by Dragon Fly 2004-08-05 9:14:55 AM|| 2004-08-05 9:14:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Just goes to show that if your hands are big enough, you can get away with murder. [Oddly apropos to the OJ trial as well]

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-08-05 11:04:26 AM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2004-08-05 11:04:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 DF - like this?

Apologies - just a quick knockoff...

Posted by .com 2004-08-05 12:12:39 PM|| 2004-08-05 12:12:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Don't sweat it; .com. Anything with Angelina Jolie is a-okay in my book, though not necessarily for the acting . . .

Posted by The Doctor 2004-08-05 12:14:24 PM|| 2004-08-05 12:14:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 .com ...Excellent.

Posted by Dragon Fly 2004-08-05 12:27:44 PM|| 2004-08-05 12:27:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I liked how Tony is licking his lips... heh...

Posted by .com 2004-08-05 12:30:12 PM|| 2004-08-05 12:30:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 ~~I would be too~~. Er, I can see why he would, but I can't say anything as my girlfriend might see this thread . . . oh, crap . . .

Posted by The Doctor 2004-08-05 12:32:00 PM|| 2004-08-05 12:32:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Angelina acts?

Posted by Frank G 2004-08-05 12:50:44 PM|| 2004-08-05 12:50:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I always figured Tigger would beat the rap.
Goofy? That's another story.

Posted by tu3031 2004-08-05 2:57:50 PM|| 2004-08-05 2:57:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Angelina would probably like the experiment. Very pretty, and totally out of her mind. But with Jon Voigt as her father, that explains a lot.

Posted by BigEd 2004-08-05 3:28:42 PM|| 2004-08-05 3:28:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Excuse me, but 15 years for touching some breasts? With all respect... I know that cats have 9 lives but still...

Posted by True German Ally 2004-08-05 3:52:23 PM|| 2004-08-05 3:52:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 1. The US takes very seriously sexual abuse of children.
2. 15 years max. Judges and juries have a lot of leeway in sentencing. Most likely, for a first time offense, he would have gotten a few months in jail or probation (since this would have been a difficult case to prove) and his picture into the sex offender registry.

Posted by ed 2004-08-05 4:03:57 PM|| 2004-08-05 4:03:57 PM|| Front Page Top

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