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2008-08-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by gorb 2008-08-04 04:42|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 Try this one:

"I'm voting Democrat because having the Government give me one is the only way I'll ever have two neurons to rub together."

I hold the Democrats and their partisans in complete and utter contempt. That is what traitors deserve.

Posted by Hupiling the Galactic Hero1106 2008-08-04 08:22|| 2008-08-04 08:22|| Front Page Top

#2 "I'm voting Democrat because it's the only way black slavery reparations will ever become law." The apologists will never prevail in America. Reparations must be mandated by government.

Posted by Besoeker 2008-08-04 09:06|| 2008-08-04 09:06|| Front Page Top

#3 because...

One day, if I pull hard enough, I'll get this bucket flying.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-08-04 09:26|| 2008-08-04 09:26|| Front Page Top

#4 My brother is voting Democrat because he always has and always will. Even though he detests most of what the Dems have done and will do, he can't vote for a Republican. Nope, can't do it.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2008-08-04 11:24|| 2008-08-04 11:24|| Front Page Top

#5 Because its the party of John F. Kennedy. (hint: no it isn't - not anymore)

Because those DAMN REPUBLICANS are evil! Just ask ABC / NBC / CBS / CNN / ...

Oh and Bush LIED!

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-08-04 12:35|| 2008-08-04 12:35|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm voting democrat because I bought into the corporate media's Packaged Rage for the Masses and I think it makes me look "individual" and cool.

Posted by Bugs Elmomomp6649 2008-08-04 13:48|| 2008-08-04 13:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Reminds me of an interview I saw many years ago, they had some nameless black kid on camera and asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up?

He answered "I want to be an individual, not like anybody else, I want to be just like Michael Jackson".
(Yes he was wearing one white sequined glove.)

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2008-08-04 14:09|| 2008-08-04 14:09|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm voting democrat because I've been smoking too much weed--don't want to have to think.

I'm also voting democrat because I want to preserve the flat earth.

I'm voting for the democrats because technology is evil.

Posted by JohnQC 2008-08-04 18:11|| 2008-08-04 18:11|| Front Page Top

#9 I'm voting democrat because is makes me feel like I'm doing something for, y'know, the environment. And the poor and stuff. Because they like, want good things for everybody, y'know?

Posted by Baba Tutu 2008-08-04 21:14|| 2008-08-04 21:14|| Front Page Top

#10 Richard, you need to beat some sense into him.

Posted by OldSpook 2008-08-04 21:44|| 2008-08-04 21:44|| Front Page Top

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