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2015-08-03 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Giant, hungry snails are eating the stucco off houses in Florida

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Posted by Fred 2015-08-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11125 views ] Top

#1 I say we attack with garlic butter (with a bit of thyme) and saute there a$$e$!

Posted by BrerRabbit 2015-08-03 04:15|| 2015-08-03 04:15|| Front Page Top

#2 Attack of the giant hungry snails? There's got to be a movie.

Posted by JohnQC 2015-08-03 06:56|| 2015-08-03 06:56|| Front Page Top

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2015-08-03 07:29|| 2015-08-03 07:29|| Front Page Top

#4 1957 movie 'The monster that challenged the world'

my favorite line

"A giant snail is attacking --- RUN!"

Posted by lord garth 2015-08-03 07:36|| 2015-08-03 07:36|| Front Page Top

#5 Sort of a metaphor for current news. "Giant Snail Elected President, Promises Transformation of Society". Or something...

Posted by ed in texas 2015-08-03 07:41|| 2015-08-03 07:41|| Front Page Top

#6 "I need 10 kilos of salt, stat!"

Posted by Frank G on the road 2015-08-03 10:07|| 2015-08-03 10:07|| Front Page Top

#7 No worries about a northward migration, Georgia, Alabama. They're not at all fond of doublewides. Lots of Stucco on the Red Neck Riviera however. Not certain how fast they'll reach it, pace..... etc.

Posted by Besoeker 2015-08-03 11:15|| 2015-08-03 11:15|| Front Page Top

#8 When I read the headline I thought this was about some new tax code the democrats wrote for Florida

Posted by Bill Clinton 2015-08-03 13:28|| 2015-08-03 13:28|| Front Page Top

#9 We could have snail races. Paint letters on their shells and when the S snail pulls ahead yell, "Look at that S car go!"

Posted by Deacon Blues 2015-08-03 16:25|| 2015-08-03 16:25|| Front Page Top

#10 Deacon Blue, you're !@#$%^&***$#%

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-08-03 16:40|| 2015-08-03 16:40|| Front Page Top

#11 Merely foolish :)

Posted by Deacon Blues 2015-08-03 16:56|| 2015-08-03 16:56|| Front Page Top

#12 Go to your room, Deacon.

Posted by Pappy 2015-08-03 17:22|| 2015-08-03 17:22|| Front Page Top

#13 When in doubt, pun.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2015-08-03 20:36|| 2015-08-03 20:36|| Front Page Top

#14 IIRC GUAM HISTOIRE' = the Japanese military during WW2 tried to introduce African snails to the island as an alternate food source for its forces here in case of US invasion or prolonged siege.

DIDN'T TASTE GOOD either to Japanese soldiers or to Locals.

Perhaps the Escargot-loving French will have better luck.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2015-08-03 22:12|| 2015-08-03 22:12|| Front Page Top

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