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2010-07-31 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2010-07-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Babe-chasing Militant Squirrels on TV, Whale-versus-Sailboat, Bear-versus-Car, Gators + now Elephants, etc. > THE ISLAMIST GLOBAL JIHAD MUST BE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN WE THINK???

D *** NG IT, WOMAN, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET FUTURE OWG SUPERMODEL PAULA ABDUL GET AWAY WID DESTROYING THE BACKYARD VEGGIES!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-07-31 01:41|| 2010-07-31 01:41|| Front Page Top

#2 Elephants: why do they hate us...?

Oh, nevermind.

Posted by Free Radical 2010-07-31 07:40|| 2010-07-31 07:40|| Front Page Top

#3 In Europe for many years, breeding elephants the natural way was regarded as one of the most dangerous jobs around. A male elephant in rut was oblivious to its handlers. Many people died or were seriously injured.

The technique for artificial insemination is still very dangerous.

Step one involves a large, metal, torpedo-looking object that gives off a high voltage electrical charge.

Step two involves a large, clean, plastic bucket. This is the most dangerous job.

Step three, the actual insemination, is relatively easy. Just imagine an enormous turkey baster that uses compressed air instead of a big rubber ball.

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-07-31 11:28|| 2010-07-31 11:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Too much information....TMI, Moose........
/heh

Posted by Alaska Paul in Colorado 2010-07-31 18:26|| 2010-07-31 18:26|| Front Page Top

#5 kinda sounds like the conception of Rosie O'Donnell's Lesb-love child

Posted by Frank G 2010-07-31 18:32|| 2010-07-31 18:32|| Front Page Top

#6 You would need more than a Giant Turkey-baster for the O'Donnel job.

Posted by Charles 2010-07-31 19:40|| 2010-07-31 19:40|| Front Page Top

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