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Posted by Steve 2004-07-29 11:39:36 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 I hope there's a scene in it where he screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" in slow motion while shit blows up behind him. That'd be original.
BTW, who's going to play him in it?
Posted by tu3031 2004-07-29 12:08:57 PM||   2004-07-29 12:08:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Herman Munster, natch...
Posted by Raj  2004-07-29 1:10:51 PM||   2004-07-29 1:10:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I hope there's a scene in it where he screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" in slow motion while shit blows up behind him.

He has to jump off a little trampoline first, though, for the FULL effect.
Posted by Robert Crawford  2004-07-29 1:53:15 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com]  2004-07-29 1:53:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Will he be the one striding through the jungle, t-shirt torn and tattered from his battles (showing his broad, muscular, bare chest for all the ladies), a machine gun in each hand blasting away and yelling like a Dean-ster?
Posted by CrazyFool  2004-07-29 2:02:34 PM||   2004-07-29 2:02:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Will we see the action scenes where he earns his three purple hearts (the hangnail, the blister, and the paper cut injuries). I heard he got a bunion, too, but he was out of theater then unfortunately.
Posted by Dar  2004-07-29 2:39:27 PM||   2004-07-29 2:39:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 How about Richard "Jaws" Kiel as John Kerry?
Posted by eLarson 2004-07-29 3:49:38 PM||   2004-07-29 3:49:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I am curious as to how a dude that traveled through the Nam with an M-16 in one hand and a Super 8 in the other failed to capture a single war crime on film. The crimes were happening every day and dramatically affected him emotionally. Why, instead, did he waste all his film on his narcissistic fantasies of heroism? It's as if his swift boat crew were passing the time in an incredibly involved roll-playing game where Kerry called JFK.
If the crimes were so horrific that he had to betray all his fellow soldiers, why not collect some evidence?
Posted by Super Hose 2004-07-29 5:19:36 PM||   2004-07-29 5:19:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Somewhere I saw some of these clips, mebbe after a beer or three. Anyway, the brave Lt was charging right-to-left about 20 feet away. As I recall, he was NOT wearing a flight jacket. I guess we will see tonight!
Posted by Brett_the_Quarkian 2004-07-29 5:30:59 PM||   2004-07-29 5:30:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 SH - very good point...
Posted by Bulldog  2004-07-29 6:59:34 PM||   2004-07-29 6:59:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 SH…excellent point!!
Posted by B 2004-07-30 12:26:54 AM||   2004-07-30 12:26:54 AM|| Front Page Top

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