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2005-07-26 Home Front: WoT

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Posted by Steve 2005-07-26 10:12|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Millennium Plotter" subjected to two hours of blow-torch sessions.

After his nads were reduced to burnt offerings to the god Testices, he began talking again, although in a Mike Tyson-like voice.

Posted by Jeper Elmeath5805 2005-07-26 10:56|| 2005-07-26 10:56|| Front Page Top

#2 Throw away the keys

Better yet, give the Mossad a call.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-07-26 12:57|| 2005-07-26 12:57|| Front Page Top

#3 Don't you know? The Dimz say we have secret floating prisons.... We could just "misplace" paperwork. Then "misplace" Ressam. He could end up on one of those "mystery naval vessels" and the "serious" questioning could begin...

Yo! Who has the Victoria Secret Catalog?... Time to place an order!...

Also, make sure the toilets are wide enough to prevent getting plugged up!

Posted by BigEd 2005-07-26 14:11|| 2005-07-26 14:11|| Front Page Top

#4 nah, he's given up quite a bit of info - jail him with his comrades - let the Lord of the Flies reign -they'll be happy to thank him for their incarceration, I'm sure

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-07-26 14:50|| 2005-07-26 14:50|| Front Page Top

#5 I am sure he is real cute and will make a handsome addition to any prisoners harem.

Posted by Cyber Sarge">Cyber Sarge 2005-07-26 18:01|| 2005-07-26 18:01|| Front Page Top