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2017-07-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-

First Night Of July 4th Weekend In Chicago: 18 Shot, Two Dead

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Posted by Besoeker 2017-07-02 03:28|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1 C'mon homeboys! Get on it. Those guns ain't gonna shoot themselves!

Posted by Frank G 2017-07-02 11:07|| 2017-07-02 11:07|| Front Page Top

#2 Geez, I didn't know Chicago was muslim.
I mean this is the stuff that make Eid al Fitr so great.

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2017-07-02 12:17|| 2017-07-02 12:17|| Front Page Top

#3 So many ~~victims~~ targets. So little time.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2017-07-02 12:52|| 2017-07-02 12:52|| Front Page Top

#4 The victims shot were in different locations, such as the buttocks, throughout the city

Posted by SteveS 2017-07-02 14:29|| 2017-07-02 14:29|| Front Page Top

#5 such as the buttocks

So pretty much the south side?

Posted by Skidmark 2017-07-02 16:25|| 2017-07-02 16:25|| Front Page Top

#6 "Chicago," snark hardworking elves,
"Your guns won't be shooting themselves!"
Reply from the hovels:
"Send self-digging shovels,
For we are not people what delves."

Posted by Mad Eye Snomogum7387 2017-07-02 21:40|| 2017-07-02 21:40|| Front Page Top

#7 Oops.

In Illinois, land of such riches,
Get shot and they'll buy you new britches.
There, even the snitches
Will always get stitches
By sending the bill to you... you vicious, vicious taxpayers.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-07-02 21:45|| 2017-07-02 21:45|| Front Page Top

#8 Well hey there Mad
Seems you might have stumbled across ZFs rhyme maker.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-07-02 23:51|| 2017-07-02 23:51|| Front Page Top

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