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2005-06-28 Home Front: Tech

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Posted by Jackal 2005-06-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 If you could find enough body parts to sew the jihadi back together again, it would be pretty good, especially if you sewed his legs on back-to-front and stuff like that.

Posted by Yeahrrrrright 2005-06-28 00:55|| 2005-06-28 00:55|| Front Page Top

#2 This has "You first" written all over it.

Posted by .com 2005-06-28 01:47|| 2005-06-28 01:47|| Front Page Top

#3 Not new News - the probs are that doesn't work as well in monkeys.

Posted by josephmendiola 2005-06-28 01:47|| 2005-06-28 01:47|| Front Page Top

#4 does PETA know about this?

Posted by Rafael 2005-06-28 01:54|| 2005-06-28 01:54|| Front Page Top

#5 I'll pass, for now. I would rather be Cyberized.
Part starts going bad, replace it. I am too old to procreate even if Momma and I still had all the parts needed for our ends of the deal so Cyberization would be good enough for me.

Posted by Sock Puppet 0â Doom 2005-06-28 02:33|| 2005-06-28 02:33|| Front Page Top

#6 It contains the elements necessary for a great horror movie...
Werewolves in Meatlockers just waiting for the master one to warm them up

Posted by 3dc 2005-06-28 02:37|| 2005-06-28 02:37|| Front Page Top

#7 Notice that they don't say how brain damaged the animals are or how much overall tissue damage they suffer.

Posted by BillH 2005-06-28 07:57|| 2005-06-28 07:57|| Front Page Top

#8 I forwarded this to several of My friends and relatives and a couple came back with:

Pet Semetary.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-06-28 08:33|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-06-28 08:33|| Front Page Top

#9 {shudder}

Posted by Shipman 2005-06-28 09:53|| 2005-06-28 09:53|| Front Page Top

#10 BillH: Actually, at the end of the excerpt they say that the dogs are normal, with no brain damage. On the other hand, they probably had some seriously intense dreams about running across the frozen tundra.

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2005-06-28 10:00|| 2005-06-28 10:00|| Front Page Top

#11 BRAINS!

Posted by BH 2005-06-28 10:07|| 2005-06-28 10:07|| Front Page Top

#12 This isn't funny

Posted by Ted Williams">Ted Williams 2005-06-28 11:15|| 2005-06-28 11:15|| Front Page Top

#13 "Oh, look honey - the dog is eating Junior's brain..."

"What, you mean your whelp HAS one?"

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-06-28 12:06|| 2005-06-28 12:06|| Front Page Top

#14 Is space travel practical now?

Posted by flash91 2005-06-28 12:43|| 2005-06-28 12:43|| Front Page Top

#15 "The name is Franken-STEEN! ... Class dismissed."

Posted by Xbalanke 2005-06-28 16:55|| 2005-06-28 16:55|| Front Page Top

#16 See, dad! I told ya!

Posted by John Henry Williams: In the Tank Next to Dad 2005-06-28 16:58|| 2005-06-28 16:58|| Front Page Top

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