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2010-06-24 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Tabloid claims Al Gore assaulted Portland masseuse
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Posted by Fred 2010-06-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11137 views ]  Top

#1 Gore's on film.
Posted by  Anonymoose 2010-06-24 00:30||   2010-06-24 00:30|| Front Page Top

#2 Hollyweird Tabloids seemingly love the so-called "MANDINGO" FACTOR ala TIGER WOODS + MISTRESSES - not sure on this one about GORE.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-06-24 00:44||   2010-06-24 00:44|| Front Page Top

#3 hmmm. If true, there may be a police report.
Posted by Betty Jerenter8589 2010-06-24 02:51||   2010-06-24 02:51|| Front Page Top

#4 there may be a police report.
Betty Jerenter8589, looks like there is.
Posted by tipper 2010-06-24 03:13||   2010-06-24 03:13|| Front Page Top

#5 One of the Instapundits comments made me blow coffee through my nose..

“He wanted her to warm his globe.”
Posted by BrerRabbit 2010-06-24 05:58||   2010-06-24 05:58|| Front Page Top

#6 This is verified.
Posted by logi_cal 2010-06-24 07:23||   2010-06-24 07:23|| Front Page Top

#7 #6 This is verified.

THIS IS GROSS!!!!
Posted by armyguy 2010-06-24 08:11||   2010-06-24 08:11|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm hoping there's no sex tape...
Posted by Raj 2010-06-24 08:40||   2010-06-24 08:40|| Front Page Top

#9 Things get more and more tawdry around algore.
Posted by JohnQC 2010-06-24 10:04||   2010-06-24 10:04|| Front Page Top

#10 This is verified.

Oh noes! Not *more* stains.
Posted by SteveS 2010-06-24 10:11||   2010-06-24 10:11|| Front Page Top

#11 like any of us didn't see this coming (pardon, npi)...anyways, this slimy charlatan of the new greeniac cult was always due to show his true colors eventually. Gore hypocritically duped millions into believing the AGW crap while still leading the very lifestyle he denounced. He's a class-A scumbag just like Edwards. I'm sure Tipper was aware of his deeds, most women have that intuition. (not that I give a crap about her - the same broad w/the PMRC that went after rock music in the 80s to make a name for herself).
Posted by Broadhead6 2010-06-24 10:31||   2010-06-24 10:31|| Front Page Top

#12 A "crazed sex poodle"
Posted by Frank G 2010-06-24 10:44||   2010-06-24 10:44|| Front Page Top

#13 Local paper had the story and spiked it, so it must be true.
Posted by Iblis 2010-06-24 11:49||   2010-06-24 11:49|| Front Page Top

#14 Didn't know a person could be assaulted by a bun of dough.
Posted by swksvolFF 2010-06-24 11:57||   2010-06-24 11:57|| Front Page Top

#15 The District Attorney’s office in Multnomah County, Oregon, and Portland police both released statements saying a woman had raised a complaint in 2006 but withdrawn it in 2007, before giving her statement in 2009, prompting police to investigate.

Ooh, goona be tough to explain that away, Al. Should have gotten one of your your Chinese PLA buddies to rub you down. I hear they are discrete.

The statements were made after the assault claims were published in the National Enquirer, which said the victim was a 54-year-old whose identity was being kept secret. It also reported the massage appointment cost US$540.

For $540 I'd expect a happy ending and hot pizza.
Posted by ed 2010-06-24 12:01||   2010-06-24 12:01|| Front Page Top

#16 ...Tipper...the same broad w/the PMRC that went after rock music in the 80s to make a name for herself...

How can anyone forget the look on Al's face in the wake of Dee Snider's testimony before Congress here

(note: youtube.com is offline a/o 9amPST for whatever reason...check back for a trip down memory lane)
Posted by logi_cal 2010-06-24 12:08||   2010-06-24 12:08|| Front Page Top

#17 You would think that Spitzer could have gave a reference.
Posted by Cyber Sarge  2010-06-24 12:19||   2010-06-24 12:19|| Front Page Top

#18 A "crazed sex poodle"

I always weep when a sweet new Rantburg meme is born.
Posted by Shipman 2010-06-24 12:52||   2010-06-24 12:52|| Front Page Top

#19 He will no longer be the Goracle to me. It will always in my mind default to the crazed sex poodle image from now on.
Posted by bigjim-CA 2010-06-24 13:09||   2010-06-24 13:09|| Front Page Top

#20 logi_cal

I looked at the youtube vid. When did the Ex Mrs Gore have a role in Star-Trek?
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2010-06-24 13:26||   2010-06-24 13:26|| Front Page Top

#21 It seems that once a politician is out of office, he/she self-destructs. They're probably engaging in the same behavior during their careers, but it's all covered up by the "old boy system". Anyone as egotistical as Gore should be taken out and shot, like they do horses that have outlived their usefulness.
Posted by Old Patriot 2010-06-24 14:30||   2010-06-24 14:30|| Front Page Top

#22 It seems that once a politician is out of office, he/she self-destructs.

It gets swept under the rug by the security-media bubble.

They're probably engaging in the same behavior during their careers, but it's all covered up by the "old boy system".

Bingo. Their use to the power brokers and social shapers is over.
Posted by ed 2010-06-24 14:56||   2010-06-24 14:56|| Front Page Top

#23  It also reported the massage appointment cost US$540.

Goodness. The lady I occasionally go to costs about $65/hour. She was recommended by the nearby chiropractor. The chiropractor himself probably costs $165/hour, if paid out of pocket. What kind of specialty does our complainant claim to charge half a thousand dollars per hour?

They're probably engaging in the same behavior during their careers, but it's all covered up by the "old boy system".

I would suspect, rather, that idle hands are the devil's playground, and the retired politicians don't quite know what to do with all that time that's no longer taken up by meetings, kissing babies, and nefarious back-room plotting.
Posted by trailing wife 2010-06-24 18:54||   2010-06-24 18:54|| Front Page Top

#24 I looked at the youtube vid. When did the Ex Mrs Gore have a role in Star-Trek?

???

I was referring to Dee's statement, "...Tipper Gore was looking for sado-masochism & violence & she found it..." & the Goracle reaction. However, this video is edited. With YouTube down this morning, I couldn't find the specific one I wanted. 'Star Trek'? Sorry...I don't get it.
Posted by logi_cal 2010-06-24 19:53||   2010-06-24 19:53|| Front Page Top

#25 Story my not have ..............HOPPY ENNING!
Posted by Besoeker 2010-06-24 20:08||   2010-06-24 20:08|| Front Page Top

#26 the ex masseuse is a flake

this may be nothing or Al (like John Edwards) digs weirdo chicks
Posted by lord garth 2010-06-24 22:26||   2010-06-24 22:26|| Front Page Top

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