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2017-06-21 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Burglar ends up flat on his back in yard after brawl with NC homeowner

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Posted by Besoeker 2017-06-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11125 views ] Top

#1 Looks like the homeowner missed a spot.

Posted by gorb 2017-06-21 00:20|| 2017-06-21 00:20|| Front Page Top

#2 That is what we call in the south an "ass whoopin"

Posted by chris 2017-06-21 02:56|| 2017-06-21 02:56|| Front Page Top

#3 I believe young John Bracken has learned a bitter lesson, one I sincerely hope he never forgets.

Posted by Besoeker 2017-06-21 03:36|| 2017-06-21 03:36|| Front Page Top

#4 Resident really put a can of whupass on Bracken. Who was the resident; a MMA champion?

Posted by JohnQC 2017-06-21 07:26|| 2017-06-21 07:26|| Front Page Top

#5 The resident was uninjured, it was reported.

Bet his knuckles are sore though.

Posted by jpal 2017-06-21 08:44|| 2017-06-21 08:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Not if he held the baseball bat correctly.

Posted by Bobby 2017-06-21 10:41|| 2017-06-21 10:41|| Front Page Top

#7 Judging by the injuries, it was something wider than a baseball bat.

Posted by Pappy 2017-06-21 11:50|| 2017-06-21 11:50|| Front Page Top

#8 "And it's one, two, three and you're out
At the old ball game!"

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2017-06-21 11:54|| 2017-06-21 11:54|| Front Page Top

#9 "Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"A dumbass"
"I was wondering when you'd get here..."

Posted by ed in texas 2017-06-21 15:07|| 2017-06-21 15:07|| Front Page Top

#10 Cast iron skillet, Pappy?

Posted by Albemarle Dingle5877 2017-06-21 17:08|| 2017-06-21 17:08|| Front Page Top

#11 I'm thinking either the sole of a shoe, or a repeated strikes of well-placed knee. Something broad and flat, in any case.

Posted by Pappy 2017-06-21 18:46|| 2017-06-21 18:46|| Front Page Top

#12 Something broad and flat, in any case.

Hillary will do anything for money huh.

Posted by swksvolFF 2017-06-21 19:53|| 2017-06-21 19:53|| Front Page Top

#13 Whacked with a water ski?

Posted by Skidmark 2017-06-21 20:09|| 2017-06-21 20:09|| Front Page Top

#14 It might have been that wonderful and brilliant invention.....the clueX4".

As for cast iron skillet, unless they just gave him a love tap with it, he'd be pushing up daisies.

Posted by Silentbrick 2017-06-21 21:36|| 2017-06-21 21:36|| Front Page Top

#15 Homeowner:

Right handed (_X__)
Left handed (____)

Posted by Besoeker 2017-06-21 21:38|| 2017-06-21 21:38|| Front Page Top

#16 :-)

Posted by Frank G 2017-06-21 21:39|| 2017-06-21 21:39|| Front Page Top

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