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2017-06-15 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Bodega worker suffers broken jaw after violent avocado attack

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Posted by Fred 2017-06-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 The Yankees also have scouts out looking for him.

Posted by Enver Protector of the Slytherins2085 2017-06-15 07:36|| 2017-06-15 07:36|| Front Page Top

#2 You have to watch those avocados. They're sneaky and violent. They're organized... (gratuitous Chicken Run joke.)

Posted by ed in texas 2017-06-15 09:58|| 2017-06-15 09:58|| Front Page Top

#3 Avocados; They're not just for Guacamole anymore.

Wonder if the thrower of the food was licensed to carry???

Posted by USN, Ret. 2017-06-15 10:36|| 2017-06-15 10:36|| Front Page Top

#4 They never took the self defense course on how to protect yourself from fresh fruit!

https://youtu.be/U90dnUbZMmM

Posted by DarthVader 2017-06-15 12:26|| 2017-06-15 12:26|| Front Page Top

#5 DeBlasio has called for a ban on avocados.

Posted by warthogswife 2017-06-15 13:03|| 2017-06-15 13:03|| Front Page Top

#6 The framers of the Constitution did not reference avocados so therefore, they must be banned.

Q.E.D.

Posted by GORT 2017-06-15 13:12|| 2017-06-15 13:12|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm not sure I'm buying that a thrown avocado could break somebody's jaw.

Posted by Crusader 2017-06-15 16:36|| 2017-06-15 16:36|| Front Page Top

#8 You apparently never held an unripe avocado. Most avocados in the stores are not yet ripe and very hard. One take them home and let them ripen.

Think getting hit with baseball, pretty similar, it hurt!

Posted by Seeking cure for ignorance 2017-06-15 17:49|| 2017-06-15 17:49|| Front Page Top

#9 Sure this didn't happen in San Diego?

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2017-06-15 20:03|| 2017-06-15 20:03|| Front Page Top

#10 You apparently never held an unripe avocado.

Apparently unripe avocados are unheard-of in Oklahoma?

Posted by Pappy 2017-06-15 20:43|| 2017-06-15 20:43|| Front Page Top

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