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2006-06-09 Arabia

Watch World Cup And Burn In Hell For Eternity

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Posted by Anonymoose 2006-06-09 10:11|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Yaeh, cuz Allan's so merciful, and compassionate, and stuff....

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-06-09 10:16|| 2006-06-09 10:16|| Front Page Top

#2 Are you sure this wasn't an interview with Pat Robertson?

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-06-09 10:24|| 2006-06-09 10:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Let me ask you, brother Muhammad... May Allah protect your daughter and sons, but imagine that you are rigging up a bomb, and you are distracted because you are watching the game and you connect the wrong wires and explode in a ball of fire and shrapnel. How would you feel?

Brother Muhammed: Undoubtedly, very bad.

Posted by tu3031 2006-06-09 10:28|| 2006-06-09 10:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Being a huge fan of the beautiful game, I say it's worth it. Phones go off the hook in T -35 minutes.

Posted by Rafael 2006-06-09 11:22|| 2006-06-09 11:22|| Front Page Top

#5 Wow!
His logic is inescapable. Basically anything fun or enjoyable in life is contradictory to Islam. Sex, booze, music, a good Bratwurst, and now even soccer!
Holy shit, where do I sign up!

Posted by bigjim-ky 2006-06-09 12:12|| 2006-06-09 12:12|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm a soccer fan, but some 0-0 defensive matches seem like eternal torment in themselves.

Posted by Uneper Sleting2563 2006-06-09 12:15|| 2006-06-09 12:15|| Front Page Top

#7 This nutcase iman has not seen the Univision bodypaint calandars for the World Cup. With wimmin painted in their teams colors..
Otherwise this report would not be so tame.

heh heh heh

Posted by 3dc 2006-06-09 12:55|| 2006-06-09 12:55|| Front Page Top

#8 It ain't real football if you don't use your hands

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-06-09 13:33|| 2006-06-09 13:33|| Front Page Top

#9 I dunno, an earring in the LEFT EAR

No doubt it stirred up .... feelings

Posted by lotp 2006-06-09 13:35|| 2006-06-09 13:35|| Front Page Top

#10 Well, you know, if you watch the World Cup then you go to Hell, it must mean that the vast numbers of Americans who don't give a damn about soccer are going to Heaven.

Ergo, they play "real" football in Heaven.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-06-09 13:49|| 2006-06-09 13:49|| Front Page Top

#11 Not just hell, but sissy hell, where even the demons wear tight, tiny shorts.

Posted by ed 2006-06-09 14:16|| 2006-06-09 14:16|| Front Page Top

#12 No, no, no . . . a 0-0 metric football match only feels like eternal torment.

Posted by Mike 2006-06-09 15:19|| 2006-06-09 15:19|| Front Page Top

#13 Interrrupting your life five times a day to waggle your butt towards Mecca really cuts into quality time.

No wonder they're so pissed off all the time. If they have to endure this misery, then the whole damn world should as well.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-06-09 19:07|| 2006-06-09 19:07|| Front Page Top

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